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[[File:elf.gif|Elf|left]]Terrible news! The Kingdom is overrun by huge, smelly, brutish creatures - humans! It was not always this way. In the Times of Old, the delicate and fragrant '''Pork Elves''' ruled, spending their days creating [[Pork Elf Prizes|finely crafted armor]] adorned with [[pork elf goodies sack|precious jewels]], and everything was wonderful, right up until they all [[The Story So Far|melted into black slime]]. | [[File:elf.gif|Elf|left]] | ||
Terrible news! The Kingdom is overrun by huge, smelly, brutish creatures - humans! It was not always this way. In the Times of Old, the delicate and fragrant '''Pork Elves''' ruled, spending their days creating [[Pork Elf Prizes|finely crafted armor]] adorned with [[pork elf goodies sack|precious jewels]], and everything was wonderful, right up until they all [[The Story So Far|melted into black slime]]. | |||
Well, okay, not all of them melted. The daughter of the chief of the Proscuitto Tribe was saved [[high priest of Ki'rhuss|from an evil cult]] by the human [[Krakrox the Barbarian]]. And a few remained in the Kingdom as [[Flee to me, remote elf!|simple farmers]]. Some say the rest left for a [[Dad, I'm in Space!|faraway place]], and that if you look to the [[Moons]], you can see them [[Luniform|crafting]] to this day, but beware - [[Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I|their]] [[Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II|story]] [[Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III|is]] [[Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV|a]] [[Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V|sad]] [[Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI|one]], and the Pork Elves of old may not like [[mutated alielf|what their descendents have become]]...<noinclude>[[Category:Featured Articles|Pork Elves]]</noinclude> | Well, okay, not all of them melted. The daughter of the chief of the Proscuitto Tribe was saved [[high priest of Ki'rhuss|from an evil cult]] by the human [[Krakrox the Barbarian]]. And a few remained in the Kingdom as [[Flee to me, remote elf!|simple farmers]]. Some say the rest left for a [[Dad, I'm in Space!|faraway place]], and that if you look to the [[Moons]], you can see them [[Luniform|crafting]] to this day, but beware - [[Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I|their]] [[Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II|story]] [[Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III|is]] [[Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV|a]] [[Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V|sad]] [[Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI|one]], and the Pork Elves of old may not like [[mutated alielf|what their descendents have become]]...<noinclude>[[Category:Featured Articles|Pork Elves]]</noinclude> | ||
Latest revision as of 19:48, 17 August 2012
Terrible news! The Kingdom is overrun by huge, smelly, brutish creatures - humans! It was not always this way. In the Times of Old, the delicate and fragrant Pork Elves ruled, spending their days creating finely crafted armor adorned with precious jewels, and everything was wonderful, right up until they all melted into black slime.
Well, okay, not all of them melted. The daughter of the chief of the Proscuitto Tribe was saved from an evil cult by the human Krakrox the Barbarian. And a few remained in the Kingdom as simple farmers. Some say the rest left for a faraway place, and that if you look to the Moons, you can see them crafting to this day, but beware - their story is a sad one, and the Pork Elves of old may not like what their descendents have become...
