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[[:Category:Staves|Staves]] are used just like
[[:Category:Staves|Staves]] are  
[[:Category:Melee Weapons|melee weapons]], unless [[Spirit of Rigatoni|trained otherwise]] or [[special sauce glove|properly equipped]], then [[mysticality]] determines whether or not they hit.  All staves are [[:Category:2-Handed Weapons|2-handed weapons]] or more.
[[:Category:Melee Weapons|melee weapons]]. Despite the generally [[Mysticality]]-related enchantments on most staves, the player's muscle still determines whether or not they hit.  Most staves are [[:Category:2-Handed Weapons|2-handed weapons]] or more.  


For a listing of staves sorted by power, see [[Staves (by power)]].
Staves should not be confused with [[:Category:Chefstaves|chefstaves]], 1-handed Mysticality-based weapons which are in a different category altogether.


''[[Player Hit Messages|Staff-Specific Hit Messages]]'':
{{Hit Message|You deliver a serious wound (to the tune of X damage) with your staff. You hope <it> doesn't get a staff infection. Actually, come to think of it, you hope <it> ''does''.}}
{{Hit Message|You examine your staff to figure out which end is the business end, then you hit <it> with the business end of your staff for X damage.}}
{{Hit Message|You grab your staff by one end and swing it like a really unwieldy baseball bat, hitting <it> in the head for X damage.}}
{{Hit Message|You hit <it> in the foot with the end of your staff, and when <it> starts hopping on one foot, you hit <it> in the other foot. <It> falls on <its> ass, sustaining X damage.}}
{{Hit Message|You smack <it> upside the head with your staff, doing X damage and making a loud ''crunch''.}}
{{Hit Message|You speak softly, then clobber <it> with your big stick, dealing X damage.}}
{{Hit Message|You stick your staff between <its> ankles, tripping <it> and dealing X damage.}}
{{Hit Message|You twirl your staff around like a giant baton, and then hit <it> with it like something you'd hit with a giant baton, doing X damage.}}
==References==
* "Staff infection" is a pun on "staph infection".
* The attack message "You speak softly, then clobber it with your big stick, dealing X damage." is a reference to U.S. president Theodore Roosevelt's [[Wikipedia:Big Stick ideology|Big Stick ideology]]
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Latest revision as of 23:00, 20 October 2014

Staves are melee weapons. Despite the generally Mysticality-related enchantments on most staves, the player's muscle still determines whether or not they hit. Most staves are 2-handed weapons or more.

Staves should not be confused with chefstaves, 1-handed Mysticality-based weapons which are in a different category altogether.

Staff-Specific Hit Messages:

You deliver a serious wound (to the tune of X damage) with your staff. You hope <it> doesn't get a staff infection. Actually, come to think of it, you hope <it> does. ZOT! SMACK! WHAMMO!
You examine your staff to figure out which end is the business end, then you hit <it> with the business end of your staff for X damage. BOINK! SOCKO! SOCKO!
You grab your staff by one end and swing it like a really unwieldy baseball bat, hitting <it> in the head for X damage. ZAP! ZAP! WHAM!
You hit <it> in the foot with the end of your staff, and when <it> starts hopping on one foot, you hit <it> in the other foot. <It> falls on <its> ass, sustaining X damage. BIFF! BIFF! WHACK!
You smack <it> upside the head with your staff, doing X damage and making a loud crunch. WHACK! WHAMMO! KERBLAM!
You speak softly, then clobber <it> with your big stick, dealing X damage. WHAM! SPLAT! WHAMMO!
You stick your staff between <its> ankles, tripping <it> and dealing X damage. SOCKO! BOINK! WHAMMO!
You twirl your staff around like a giant baton, and then hit <it> with it like something you'd hit with a giant baton, doing X damage. BIFF! SMACK! BOINK!

References

  • "Staff infection" is a pun on "staph infection".
  • The attack message "You speak softly, then clobber it with your big stick, dealing X damage." is a reference to U.S. president Theodore Roosevelt's Big Stick ideology