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{{itemheader|image=claymore.gif|item=Totally Gay Claymore}}
{{item|
itemid=1132|
descid=257096949|
desc=This Claymore is the gayest thing you've ever seen. That's not offensive at all, unless you think there's something *wrong* with being gay, and therefore don't read it as "Totally Awesome Claymore." So the only way you'd be offended by this item is if you're a total homophobe, and homophobia is totally not gay.


This Claymore is the gayest thing you've ever seen.
<span class="plainlinks">[http://www.npzr.org/users/nytmare/pants/ Check it out!]</span>|
type=weapon (2-handed sword)|
power=69|
powertype=Damage|
stat=Muscle|
statreq=19|
autosell=0|
notrade=1}}


[http://www.npzr.org/users/nytmare/pants/ Check it out!]
==Obtained From==
 
;Custom Item
Type: '''weapon (2-handed sword)'''<br>
:Given to [[PhilANThropiSt]], and later to The Real PANTS and PhilANThropiSts
Power: '''69'''<br>
Muscle Required: '''19'''<br>
Cannot be traded.<br>
Cannot be discarded.


==Notes==
==Notes==
*Given to [[Philanthropist|PhilANThropiSt]]
*The link shown above is actually in this item's game description window. This makes the Totally Gay Claymore and the [[Primitive Radio Duds]] outfit items the only items to feature a clickable link in their descriptions.
*The link shown above in the description was actually in the Item Description within the Kingdom. This made the Totally Gay Claymore and the Bitchin' Meatcar the only items to feature a Link in its description.
*This item did not exist in-game for a while, as [[PhilANThropiSt]]'s account was disabled and deleted soon afterward. On February 1st, 2007, Jick presented The Real PANTS (#832346), or PhilANThropiSt's second primary account, with this item. Later, after that account was abandoned, Jick gave a Totally Gay Claymore to PhilANThropiSts (#2070920), the account that PhilANThropiSt now uses.
*This item no longer exists in-game, as [[Philanthropist|PhilANThropiSt]] has been disabled and the account deleted.
 


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==References==
*When weapons had power instead of damage, this item had a power of 69, for [[Wikipedia:69 (sex position)|obvious reasons]] (NSFW).


{{Swords}}[[Category:Swords]]
==Collection==
<collection>1132</collection>


[[Category:Weapons]]
[[Category:Melee Weapons]]
[[Category:2-Handed Weapons]]
[[Category:Swords]]
[[Category:Custom Items]]
[[Category:Custom Items]]

Latest revision as of 20:38, 15 February 2023

Totally Gay Claymore
Totally Gay Claymore

This Claymore is the gayest thing you've ever seen. That's not offensive at all, unless you think there's something *wrong* with being gay, and therefore don't read it as "Totally Awesome Claymore." So the only way you'd be offended by this item is if you're a total homophobe, and homophobia is totally not gay.

Check it out!

Type: weapon (2-handed sword)
Damage: 7 - 14
Muscle Required: 19
Cannot be traded or discarded


(In-game plural: Totally Gay Claymores)
View metadata
Item number: 1132
Description ID: 257096949
View in-game: view

Obtained From

Custom Item
Given to PhilANThropiSt, and later to The Real PANTS and PhilANThropiSts

Notes

  • The link shown above is actually in this item's game description window. This makes the Totally Gay Claymore and the Primitive Radio Duds outfit items the only items to feature a clickable link in their descriptions.
  • This item did not exist in-game for a while, as PhilANThropiSt's account was disabled and deleted soon afterward. On February 1st, 2007, Jick presented The Real PANTS (#832346), or PhilANThropiSt's second primary account, with this item. Later, after that account was abandoned, Jick gave a Totally Gay Claymore to PhilANThropiSts (#2070920), the account that PhilANThropiSt now uses.

References

  • When weapons had power instead of damage, this item had a power of 69, for obvious reasons (NSFW).

Collection

  • 🥇: The Real PANTS (#832346) - 1

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