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|text=This is a golem made out of a loaf of bread. You find him crusty and his wit stale. Having thought the previous sentence, you almost hope he manages to kick your ass. | |||
|hit=He tempts you with his tasty bread, and pounds your {{part}} when you reach for it. {{ouch|2}} | |||
He swipes at you with an exceptionally sharp bit of crust, hitting you right in the {{part}}. {{ouch|2}} | |||
He smashes into your face with the entire loaf that is his head. {{ouch|2}} | |||
He starts to sing a bland, boring song. You doze off and smack your head on the floor. {{ouch|2}} | |||
|miss=He tempts you with his tasty bread, but you remind him you don't live by him alone. | |||
He tempts you with his tasty bread, but you remind him you don't live by him alone. | |||
He swipes at you with a sharp bit of crust, but you smash it into croutons. | He swipes at you with a sharp bit of crust, but you smash it into croutons. | ||
He starts to smash you with his loaf, but decides to loaf around instead. | |||
He starts to sing a bland, boring song, but you say "baby, I'm'a want you to stop that." | |||
|critical=He crumbles some of his bread and throws it at you. It doesn't hurt, but the ensuing flock of hungry pigeons certainly does. {{ouch|2}} | |||
|fumble=He pulls out a bread knife and tries to slice you, but ends up slicing himself instead. Which, y'know, is the greatest thing since something-or-other.}} | |||
{{meat|Mval=32}} | |||
{{acquire|item=wad of dough|chance=31.0%}} | |||
{{acquire|item=eldritch dough|chance=??}} | |||
{{stat|3-4}} | |||
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Occurs at [[Tower Ruins]]. | |||
==Notes== | |||
*The [[eldritch dough]] only drops for players who have fully researched this monster with the help of [[Monster Manuel]]. | |||
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==References== | |||
*The first missed attack is a play on a line from the [[Wikipedia:New Testament|''New Testament'']] of the Christian [[Wikipedia:Bible|''Bible'']]. The devil tempts Jesus with bread in the desert, and Jesus responds by saying man does not live by bread alone. It shows up in two forms, "But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God" ([[Wikipedia:Gospel of Matthew|Matthew]] 4:4) and "And Jesus answered him, saying, It is written, That man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word of God" ([[Wikipedia:Gospel of Luke|Luke]] 4:4). | |||
*Another of the missed attacks is a reference to the 1970s soft rock band [[Wikipedia:Bread (band)|Bread]] and its 1972 album ''Baby I'm-a Want You''. | |||
*"the greatest thing since something-or-other." is referring to the common saying "(blank) is the greatest thing since sliced bread!" | |||
Latest revision as of 19:39, 17 October 2012
| Bread Golem | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 35 |
| Locations | Tower Ruins |
| Hit Points | 8 |
| Attack | 16 |
| Defense | 14 |
| No-Hit | 26 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | 26-38 |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | wad of dough |
| Manuel | eldritch dough |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Bread GolemThis is a golem made out of a loaf of bread. You find him crusty and his wit stale. Having thought the previous sentence, you almost hope he manages to kick your ass.
Hit Message(s):
He tempts you with his tasty bread, and pounds your <face> when you reach for it. Ow! Ow!
He swipes at you with an exceptionally sharp bit of crust, hitting you right in the <face>. Ouch! Oof!
He smashes into your face with the entire loaf that is his head. Ow! Ooh!
He starts to sing a bland, boring song. You doze off and smack your head on the floor. Ugh! Ooh!
He crumbles some of his bread and throws it at you. It doesn't hurt, but the ensuing flock of hungry pigeons certainly does. Eek! Ouch!
He tempts you with his tasty bread, but you remind him you don't live by him alone.
He swipes at you with a sharp bit of crust, but you smash it into croutons.
He starts to smash you with his loaf, but decides to loaf around instead.
He starts to sing a bland, boring song, but you say "baby, I'm'a want you to stop that."
He pulls out a bread knife and tries to slice you, but ends up slicing himself instead. Which, y'know, is the greatest thing since something-or-other. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 26-38 Meat (average: 32, stdev: 2.83)* |
 | You acquire an item: wad of dough (31.0% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: eldritch dough (?? chance)* |
| You gain 3-4 <substat>. |
Occurs at Tower Ruins.
Notes
- The eldritch dough only drops for players who have fully researched this monster with the help of Monster Manuel.
References
- The first missed attack is a play on a line from the New Testament of the Christian Bible. The devil tempts Jesus with bread in the desert, and Jesus responds by saying man does not live by bread alone. It shows up in two forms, "But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God" (Matthew 4:4) and "And Jesus answered him, saying, It is written, That man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word of God" (Luke 4:4).
- Another of the missed attacks is a reference to the 1970s soft rock band Bread and its 1972 album Baby I'm-a Want You.
- "the greatest thing since something-or-other." is referring to the common saying "(blank) is the greatest thing since sliced bread!"
