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{{itemheader|item = doll house|image=Dollhouse.gif}}
{{itemheader|item = toy soldier|image=soldier.gif}}
This is a doll house. You're welcome to it. It's full of tiny little furniture for tiny fake plastic people. Here you can live out all your frustrated hopes, dreams, and fears in miniature! It's psychotherapiffic!
This is a toy soldier not of the dignified, fuzzy-hatted British variety, but of the bitter, drunk Vietnam vet variety.  
Go ahead and hate your neighbor, go ahead and cheat a friend... this thing will still keep marching step by step, left right left.




Type: '''usable'''<br>
Type: '''combat item'''<br>
Selling Price: '''116 Meat.'''
Selling Price: '''79 Meat.'''


==Notes==
==Notes==
*When used, gives you 4 random tiny plastic figures.
*You do not lose this item when you use it in combat.  You do lose a [[bottle of tequila]], however.


==When Used==
==When Used==
:You open the door of the doll house, and the entire thing immediately collapses. Stupid cheap dollhouse. At least the figures inside it are in good shape.
:You use the toy soldier.
 
:The toy soldier grabs a bottle of tequila out of your sack, and downs half of it. Then he stumbles up to your opponent, breaks the bottle against a nearby rock, and stabs him with it for 33 damage.


[[Category:Toys]]
[[Category:Toys]]

Revision as of 05:09, 26 December 2005

Template:Itemheader This is a toy soldier not of the dignified, fuzzy-hatted British variety, but of the bitter, drunk Vietnam vet variety. Go ahead and hate your neighbor, go ahead and cheat a friend... this thing will still keep marching step by step, left right left.


Type: combat item
Selling Price: 79 Meat.

Notes

  • You do not lose this item when you use it in combat. You do lose a bottle of tequila, however.

When Used

You use the toy soldier.
The toy soldier grabs a bottle of tequila out of your sack, and downs half of it. Then he stumbles up to your opponent, breaks the bottle against a nearby rock, and stabs him with it for 33 damage.