31337 Scroll Quest

Tasks

• Bridge to The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm during the Orc Chasm Quest.
• Adventure in the chasm until you get two 334 scrolls and a 30669 scroll, or acquire these scrolls in some other way (like from The Mall of Loathing).
• Adventure until you encounter a rampaging adding machine, and give it the scrolls to combine them:

	334 scroll	334 scroll
	668 scroll		30669 scroll
	31337 scroll

• Use the 31337 scroll to receive your hermit script and stat script.
• Use the stat script, preferably on the stat day related to your primary stat.

Rewards

• Unlimited access to The Hermitage without use of hermit permits
• 100-150 of each substat
• In your Quest Log, under completed quests, you will see: "You have summoned the UB3r 31337 HaX0R."

References

• Almost everything related to this quest is in 1337 (leet or elite) speak while reward scripts refer to the rest of the hacker world.

The ending for the 31337 HaX0R is a reference to Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy, where god disappears.