Hypnotist of Hey Deze

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You're fighting the Hypnotist of Hey Deze

Near the Gate, you are accosted by a hypnotist. A Hypnotist of Hey Deze, to be precise.

He's never had a pocketwatch, and he's never counted backwards, but he looks like he has beaten up quite a few adventurers in his day, and it seems that you're next on his list. Y'know, his, uhh, list of adventurers. To beat up.

(Attack texts go here)

(Miss texts go here)

You acquire an item: hypnodisk

You gain ?? $substat.

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Occurs at The Deep Fat Friars' Gate. (Extremely rarely)

References

• Refers to the TMBG song, Hypnotist of Ladies: "He's a hypnotist, hypnotist of ladies / Never had a pocket watch, never counted backwards / You won't remember why you liked him"