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September 8, 2025 <moons></moons>

The new Item of the Month is in Mr. Store!
Go get your packaged Monodent of the Seas today!

News of the Kingdom from Coldfront: <ColdFrontNews></ColdFrontNews> Today's Featured Article: Distant Lands Featured Article Archive Today in KoL History: edit  2010: We're making some changes to the way cooking and cocktailcrafting work in an effort to make them friendlier to new and low-level players. See this forum post for details. 2005: Feast of Boris! 2005: Three-Tiered Trophy discovered. 2004: Sorry for the long period of announcementlessness. We got back from PAX, at which point I immediately got sick just as every single electrical system in my house shot craps. 2004: I'm back on track, and a number of minor things have been accomplished in the last couple of days. 2004: Due to popular demand, the offer system has been changed to allow item-for-item trades as well as item-for-meat trades. It even allows multiple-items-and-meat for multiple-items-and-meat trades, in case anybody wants to do that. It's now a two-step process: offer and respond. The offerer can include a note telling the offeree what he/she wants in response. Note that the system only works for hermaphrodites. 2004: All items that were floating in the old system have been returned to their original owners.

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