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September 7, 2025 Dougtember 7, Year 86 Moxie tomorrow

The new Item of the Month is in Mr. Store!
Go get your packaged Monodent of the Seas today!

Today's Featured Article: edit  council This is the council that runs the Kingdom of Loathing, waiting for a brave adventurer that will free King Ralph XI. The council gives the adventurers different quests and eventually will ask them to free the king. Apart from regular quests that involves cleaning the kindom, you may also get additional quests. Get ordered around by The Council of Loathing here. read more...… Today in KoL History: edit  2005: Items in the Untinker's list are now arranged alphabetically.

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