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<center>It does a pretty decent impression of a monster kicking the stuffing out of you. | <center>It does a pretty decent impression of a monster kicking the stuffing out of you. {{ouch|2}} | ||
It does a good impression of a monster laying the smack down. | It does a good impression of a monster laying the smack down. {{ouch|3}} | ||
The mimic turns into a reasonable facsimile of your fifth grade teacher, which gives you a stern talking-to. You claw your eyes out in horror. | The mimic turns into a reasonable facsimile of your fifth grade teacher, which gives you a stern talking-to. You claw your eyes out in horror. {{ouch|6}} | ||
The mimic mimics a rock, and trips you, causing you to fall square on your {{part}}. | The mimic mimics a rock, and trips you, causing you to fall square on your {{part}}. {{ouch|3}} | ||
The mimic turns into a delicious bag of preztels. You gobble them down, and choke on one. | The mimic turns into a delicious bag of preztels. You gobble them down, and choke on one. {{ouch|3}} | ||
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*"No thanks, I'm trying to cut down" may be a reference to the 1970s children's television show "The [[Wikipedia:Hudson Brothers|Hudson Brothers]] Razzle Dazzle Show," in which one recurring element was a young network executive (Fabulous Freddy, Network Vice-President in Charge of Kids' Programming) who would offer the three brothers some sort of candy, such as a cherry-flavored lemon drop or a chocolate-covered ant, and the three would respond in unison, "No thanks -- <finger snap> -- we're tryin' to cut down." However, "No thanks, I'm trying to cut down" is a very common phrase used by nearly everyone who's ever dieted. | *"No thanks, I'm trying to cut down" may be a reference to the 1970s children's television show "The [[Wikipedia:Hudson Brothers|Hudson Brothers]] Razzle Dazzle Show," in which one recurring element was a young network executive (Fabulous Freddy, Network Vice-President in Charge of Kids' Programming) who would offer the three brothers some sort of candy, such as a cherry-flavored lemon drop or a chocolate-covered ant, and the three would respond in unison, "No thanks -- <finger snap> -- we're tryin' to cut down." However, "No thanks, I'm trying to cut down" is a very common phrase used by nearly everyone who's ever dieted. | ||
*The fifth grade teacher attack is probably a reference to the Nickolodeon show, ''The Adventures of Pete and Pete''. In one episode, a main character's history teacher has varicose veins exactly matching a highway map. | *The fifth grade teacher attack is probably a reference to the Nickolodeon show, ''The Adventures of Pete and Pete''. In one episode, a main character's history teacher has varicose veins exactly matching a highway map. | ||
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Revision as of 18:46, 12 June 2006
It does a good impression of a monster laying the smack down. Ouch! Oof! Ouch!
The mimic turns into a reasonable facsimile of your fifth grade teacher, which gives you a stern talking-to. You claw your eyes out in horror. Ow! Eek! Argh! Ooh! Ugh! Argh!
The mimic mimics a rock, and trips you, causing you to fall square on your <ankle>. Eek! Ouch! Argh!
The mimic turns into a delicious bag of preztels. You gobble them down, and choke on one. Ouch! Ouch! Ow!
It does a fairly lousy impression of something that's able to hurt you.
It does an awful impression of a monster hitting you in the <ankle>.
The mimic turns into a reasonable facsimile of your fifth grade teacher, but her varicose veins form a map that lets you evade her scolding
The mimic mimics a rock and tries to trip you, but you're not trippin'.
The mimic turns into a delicious bag of preztels, but you say "no thanks, I'm trying to cut down."
You gain 3-7 <substat>.
Occurs at The Barrel full of Barrels.
References
- The "you thought these things could only mimic chests!" is a reference to an RPG cliché where chests are sometimes monsters. Some examples where this is true are: NetHack, Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars, and Tales of Symphonia.
- The 'bag of pretzels' attack may reference an incident with President George W. Bush, who choked on a pretzel at home while relaxing, causing him to lose consciousness for several minutes.
- "No thanks, I'm trying to cut down" may be a reference to the 1970s children's television show "The Hudson Brothers Razzle Dazzle Show," in which one recurring element was a young network executive (Fabulous Freddy, Network Vice-President in Charge of Kids' Programming) who would offer the three brothers some sort of candy, such as a cherry-flavored lemon drop or a chocolate-covered ant, and the three would respond in unison, "No thanks -- <finger snap> -- we're tryin' to cut down." However, "No thanks, I'm trying to cut down" is a very common phrase used by nearly everyone who's ever dieted.
- The fifth grade teacher attack is probably a reference to the Nickolodeon show, The Adventures of Pete and Pete. In one episode, a main character's history teacher has varicose veins exactly matching a highway map.
