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You slosh through the ankle-deep swamp water and back into the troll's lair. Here's a question: how do they keep the track and wheels and gears and stuff from rusting? This park really does straddle a bizarre line between engineering genius and total junk. | You slosh through the ankle-deep swamp water and back into the troll's lair. Here's a question: how do they keep the track and wheels and gears and stuff from rusting? This park really does straddle a bizarre line between engineering genius and total junk. | ||
|hit= | |hit=The troll swats you with its giant rubber club. It turns out the walls are padded with rubber too, which is helpful. {{ouch|5}} | ||
The troll bashes you in the thigh with its club. It's softer than a telephone pole, but no less heavy. {{ouch|5}} | |||
The troll rolls forward, crushing your foot under its wheels. {{ouch|5}} | |||
|miss=The troll makes a noise that sounds like a recording of someone going "Yarrrrgh!" | |miss=The troll makes a noise that sounds like a recording of someone going "Yarrrrgh!" | ||
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You dive to the ground to dodge the swinging club, and get a mouth full of swamp water. Yuck. | You dive to the ground to dodge the swinging club, and get a mouth full of swamp water. Yuck. | ||
|critical=The animatronic troll smashes you full force with its rubber club. It's like being hit by a rubber semi truck. | |critical=The animatronic troll smashes you full force with its rubber club. It's like being hit by a rubber semi truck. {{ouch|5}} | ||
|fumble=The troll hits the end of its track and }} | |fumble=The troll hits the end of its track and starts moving away from you.}} | ||
{{acquire|item=Rubee™|chance=%}} | {{acquire|item=Rubee™|chance=%}} | ||
Revision as of 04:54, 22 April 2018
| Swamp troll | |
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| Monster ID | 2075 |
| Locations | The Troll Fortress |
| Hit Points | 300 |
| Attack | 150 |
| Defense | 150 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | 100% |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | Rubee™, Rubee™ |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting a swamp trollThis must be the titular Lair of the Swamp Troll! You can tell because it's a fortress that's ankle-deep with gross swamp water, and also because there's a huge troll in here. A pretty realistic one, considering it's made of rubber. The speaker in its mouth issues a loud roar, and it sloshes toward you -- presumably on a track under the water, since the legs don't actually move. The arms do though, and they're swinging a pretty big club.
You slosh through the ankle-deep swamp water and back into the troll's lair. Here's a question: how do they keep the track and wheels and gears and stuff from rusting? This park really does straddle a bizarre line between engineering genius and total junk.
Hit Message(s):
The troll swats you with its giant rubber club. It turns out the walls are padded with rubber too, which is helpful. Eek! Ooh! Eek! Argh! Ugh!
The troll bashes you in the thigh with its club. It's softer than a telephone pole, but no less heavy. Ouch! Eek! Ow! Ooh! Oof!
The troll rolls forward, crushing your foot under its wheels. Argh! Oof! Argh! Eek! Ugh!
The animatronic troll smashes you full force with its rubber club. It's like being hit by a rubber semi truck. Ugh! Ooh! Oof! Ouch! Ugh!
The troll makes a noise that sounds like a recording of someone going "Yarrrrgh!"
The swamp troll rolls toward you, and you slosh out of its way.
You dive to the ground to dodge the swinging club, and get a mouth full of swamp water. Yuck.
The troll hits the end of its track and starts moving away from you. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Rubee™ (% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: Rubee™ (% chance)* |
Occurs at The Troll Fortress.
Notes
- Immune to all damage except Hot
