Talk to the Deep Fat Friars

This portion of the Deep Fat Friars only shows up while trying to complete the Deep Fat Friar's Gate Quest.

On your first visit, the Friars tell you the following:

Please, Adventurer, help us! We were performing a ritual at our Infernal Gate, and Brother Starfish dropped the butterknife. All of the infernal creatures escaped our grasp, and have tainted our grove. Please clean the taint! Collect the three items necessary to perform the ritual which will banish these fiends back to their own realm.

The first item can probably be found in The Dark Neck of the Woods.

The second item was last seen in The Dark Heart of the Woods.

The third item was stolen near The Dark Elbow of the Woods.

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When you have found all three items and taken them to the Deep Fat Friars' Gate, you will see the following text:

You place the dodecagram on the ground at the center of the circle of stones.

You light the box of candles and place them in a circle.

You wave your eldritch butterknife to and fro.

The infernal creatures who have tainted the Friar's copse stream back into the gate, hooting and shrieking.

The Friars approach you.

"Thank you, Adventurer. As a reward for your help, we're going to teach you everything we know about the one thing we know best -- drinking!"

The Friars spend a few hours giving you drinking lessons, and you emerge with a Liver of Steel. Your capacity for boozing is dramatically increased.