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The huge gold frame that contains the portal is very impressive, but the portal itself shows only murky visions and is impassible right now. Which is a good thing -- it reminds you that you should visit the village for supplies before you start any child-bartering! | The huge gold frame that contains the portal is very impressive, but the portal itself shows only murky visions and is impassible right now. Which is a good thing -- it reminds you that you should visit the village for supplies before you start any child-bartering! | ||
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{{button|Look into the Portal}} | {{button|Look into the Portal}} | ||
You peer through the portal into a house full of activity. Children are everywhere! The portal lets you watch them and their parents without fear of being noticed. You see the mother stubbing her toe on an ottoman then kicking it across the room. You watch some of the many children play for awhile, and then you see the father counting his possessions. You're distracted by yet more kids romping around, and when you look back you see the mother using the remote control to turn the TV to the Beauty Channel. Then the portal shimmers and you see no more. | You peer through the portal into a house full of activity. Children are everywhere! The portal lets you watch them and their parents without fear of being noticed. You see the mother stubbing her toe on an ottoman then kicking it across the room. You watch some of the many children play for awhile, and then you see the father counting his possessions. You're distracted by yet more kids romping around, and when you look back you see the mother using the remote control to turn the TV to the Beauty Channel. Then the portal shimmers and you see no more. | ||
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You peer through the portal into a house full of activity. Children are everywhere! The portal lets you watch them and their parents without fear of being noticed. You see the father trying to squeeze into a girdle. You watch some of the many children play for awhile, and then you see the mother throwing a bag of chips on the ground and stomping on it to open it. You're distracted by yet more kids romping around, and when you look back you see the mother moaning softly. Then the portal shimmers and you see no more. | |||
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{{button|Walk into the Portal}} | {{button|Walk into the Portal}} | ||
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| Look into the Portal |
You peer through the portal into a house full of activity. Children are everywhere! The portal lets you watch them and their parents without fear of being noticed. You see the mother stubbing her toe on an ottoman then kicking it across the room. You watch some of the many children play for awhile, and then you see the father counting his possessions. You're distracted by yet more kids romping around, and when you look back you see the mother using the remote control to turn the TV to the Beauty Channel. Then the portal shimmers and you see no more.
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You peer through the portal into a house full of activity. Children are everywhere! The portal lets you watch them and their parents without fear of being noticed. You see the father trying to squeeze into a girdle. You watch some of the many children play for awhile, and then you see the mother throwing a bag of chips on the ground and stomping on it to open it. You're distracted by yet more kids romping around, and when you look back you see the mother moaning softly. Then the portal shimmers and you see no more.
| Walk into the Portal |
Before opening the portal:
The portal is still opening its magical connection, so walking through it doesn't do anything yet. You can peer through it to do some reconnaissance, though!
Afterwards:
You step through the portal and into the home. The adults seem a little surprised to see you, but no one's calling the cops just yet, so you take the opportunity to talk to them.
Takes you to Bartering for the Future of Innocent Children
| Return Home |
You walk away from the portal.
Returns you to Rumpelstiltskin's Home For Children
Occurs when you click "Portal to Terrible Parents" in Rumpelstiltskin's Home For Children.
Notes
- Looking into the Portal and Walking into the Portal does not take you out of the choice adventure.
- Returning Home does not take an adventure.
