Boxed wine: Difference between revisions
From A KoL Wiki
imported>Zalan m subst: |
imported>Zalan m When Consumed |
||
| Line 18: | Line 18: | ||
*[[wine spritzer]] | *[[wine spritzer]] | ||
== | ==When Consumed== | ||
<CENTER>You lift the box of wine over your head and open the spigot. Guzzlage ensues. <BR> | <CENTER>You lift the box of wine over your head and open the spigot. Guzzlage ensues. <BR> | ||
http://www.thekolwiki.net/w/images/a/af/Hourglass.gif You gain 3 Adventure(s). <BR> | http://www.thekolwiki.net/w/images/a/af/Hourglass.gif You gain 3 Adventure(s). <BR> | ||
Revision as of 07:15, 27 October 2005
boxed wine
This is a plastic bladder full of wine in a cube-shaped cardboard box. You are already too educated stupid to understand the truth of nature's harmonic simultaneous 4-liter wine cube.
(Cocktailcrafting ingredient)
Type: booze
Selling Price: 35 Meat.
Drop Locations
Uses
When Consumed
http://www.thekolwiki.net/w/images/a/af/Hourglass.gif You gain 3 Adventure(s).
You gain no Strengthliness.
You gain no Magicalness.
You gain no Smarm.
(You gain 3 Drunkenness.)
References
- The description of this item is a reference to the Time Cube website, and its author's poor regard of anyone who doesn't know or believe his theory of time.
- The "4-litre" bit is a reference to the Time Cube author Gene Ray's constant mentions of a "4-day" or "4-corner" Earth. This is one of the components of nature's harmonic time cube.
