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{{acquire|3|image=dough.gif|item=wad of dough|num=31.0% chance}}<BR>
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You gain 3-4 {{substat}}.</center>
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He tempts you with his tasty bread, and pounds your <skull> when you reach for it. Ooh! Argh!

He swipes at you with an exceptionally sharp bit of crust, hitting you right in the <skull>. Oof! Oof!


He tempts you with his tasty bread, but you remind him you don't live by him alone.

He swipes at you with a sharp bit of crust, but you smash it into croutons.

He starts to smash you with his loaf, but decides to loaf around instead.

He starts to sing a bland, boring song, but you say "baby, I'm'a want you to stop that."


You gain 26−41 Meat (average: 32.2, stdev: 2.8)*
You acquire 31.0% chance wads of dough
You gain 3-4 <substat>.

Occurs at Fernswarthy's Tower.

References

  • The first missed attack is a play on a line from the New Testament of the Christian Bible. The devil tempts Jesus with bread in the desert, and Jesus responds by saying man does not live by bread alone. It shows up in two forms, "But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God" (Matthew 4:4) and "And Jesus answered him, saying, It is written, That man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word of God" (Luke 4:4).
  • Another of the missed attacks is a reference to the 1970s soft rock band Bread and its 1972 album Baby I'm-a Want You.