Clan Rumpus Room

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The Clan Rumpus Room is a place where members of a clan can go to, well, rumpus. Possible rumpus activities include such things as scarfing some tasty snacks and sodas, training up character stats, catching some cool tunes, playing the awesome Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game, or just kicking back and recovering from the wear and tear of adventuring. All these rumpus activities require that a member actually visit the Rumpus Room to participate and benefit from all the rumpussing. Other rumpus room benefits automatically accrue to you at rollover without having to actually visit the Rumpus Room. These include picking up some free meat and collecting Extra Rollover Adventures and Extra PvP Fights. The good news is that it's all free! (Except that some activities cost an adventure). The bad news is that you can't do any of these things unless your clan has first purchased the requisite piece of furniture. Additionally, clans are limited as to what furniture can be purchased: each spot in the rumpus room can have only one piece of furniture. This piece of furniture is selected from a short list of pieces that are unique to each spot. For example, a clan can fill their Unused Outlet with A Soda Machine or A Jukebox or A Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game, but may never have A Soda Machine and A Jukebox or have multiple Soda Machines. Consequently, clans will have to make some hard choices as to their preferred furniture. These choices are not however fixed in stone - a replacement piece of furniture can purchased for a spot that already has furniture, but the old furniture is destroyed to make way for the new. The Rumpus Room replaced the Clan Gym on October 17, 2006.

Rumpus Room Furniture Available for Purchase

A Nail in the Wall

• Girls of Loathing Calendar (Members receive 3 extra Adventures per day - 50,000 Meat)
• Boys of Loathing Calendar (Members receive 3 extra Adventures per day - 50,000 Meat)
• An Infuriating Painting (Members receive 5 extra PvP fights per day - 50,000 Meat)
• An Exotic Hanging Meat Orchid (Members can pick 1000 Meat per day - 300,000 Meat)

No existing furniture message: A solitary nail is stuck in the wall here. Like your every word, nothing is hanging on it.

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An Empty Bookshelf

• A Collection of Arcane Tomes and Whatnot (Allows members to improve their Mysticality - 50,000 Meat)
• A Collection of Sports Memorabilia (Members receive 7 extra PvP fights per day - 100,000 Meat)
• A Collection of Self-Help Books (Members receive 5 extra Adventures per day - 100,000 Meat)

No existing furniture message: This part of the rumpus room contains an empty bookshelf. At least you won't be tempted to judge any books by their covers.

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An Unused Outlet

• A Soda Machine (Members receive delicious, refreshing carbonated beverages - 100,000 Meat)
• A Jukebox (Members can listen to songs, granting beneficial effects - 150,000 Meat)
• A Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game (Members can fish for various gift items - 250,000 Meat)

No existing furniture message: This corner contains an unoccupied electrical outlet. You pause briefly to wonder what an electrical outlet is.

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An Empty Endtable

• An Old-Timey Radio (Members can listen to the radio, granting beneficial effects - 50,000 Meat)
• A Potted Meat Bush (Members can pick 200 Meat per day - 100,000 Meat)
• An Inspirational Desk Calendar (Members receive 1 extra Adventure per day - 20,000 Meat)

No existing furniture message: This endtable has nothing on it. It doesn't even have a beginningtable to complement it.

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A Threadbare Rug

• A Wrestling Mat (Members receive 3 extra PvP fights per day - 20,000 Meat)
• A Tan-U-Lots Tanning Bed (Allows members to improve their Moxie - 50,000 Meat)
• A Comfy Sofa (Members can rest, restoring HP and MP - 100,000 Meat)

No existing furniture message: This threadbare rug is frayed, faded, and completely uninteresting to all but the most die-hard rug enthusiasts.

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A Dusty Corner

• A Hobo-Flex Workout System (Members can exercise their Muscle - 50,000 Meat)
• A Snack Machine (Members receive junk food with various beneficial effects - 100,000 Meat)
• A Potted Meat Tree (Members can pick 500 Meat per day - 200,000 Meat)

No existing furniture message: This corner contains nothing but dust. It's a lot of dust, but other than its quantity, there's nothing at all remarkable about it.

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Empty Spaces

On right side: This is some empty space. It's like most of the other empty space you've seen.

In left bottom corner: This corner is bare, like Mother Hubbard's cupboard, or that time before Jack Horner was born.

In bottom middle: The space in front of the door is empty. At least nobody will trip over anything on the way in.