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{{battletop|image=Hippy2.gif|a=a|name=dirty hippy|text=This is a dirty hippy. So, basically, a hippy. I mean, what, does it really make the Earth Goddess cry when you shower and use deodorant?}} | {{battletop|image=Hippy2.gif|a=a|name=dirty hippy|text=This is a dirty hippy. So, basically, a hippy. I mean, what, does it really make the Earth Goddess cry when you shower and use deodorant?}} | ||
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She tries to smack you with a dreamcatcher, but you put on a fake British accent and pretend you're an alien. | She tries to smack you with a dreamcatcher, but you put on a fake British accent and pretend you're an alien. | ||
She tries to whip you with her filthy dreadlocks, but gets dizzy before she connects. | She tries to whip you with her filthy dreadlocks, but gets dizzy before she connects.</center> | ||
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{{acquire|3|image=spraycan.gif|item=reodorant|num=5.5% chance}} | {{acquire|3|image=spraycan.gif|item=reodorant|num=5.5% chance}} | ||
{{acquire|3|image=dreadsack.gif|item=filthy knitted dread sack|num=2.0% chance}} | {{acquire|3|image=dreadsack.gif|item=filthy knitted dread sack|num=2.0% chance}} | ||
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Occurs at [[The Hippy Camp]]. | Occurs at [[The Hippy Camp]]. | ||
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*[[Wikipedia:Duck and cover|''Duck and cover'']] was taught to school children starting in the 1950's to protect them from nuclear explosions. | *[[Wikipedia:Duck and cover|''Duck and cover'']] was taught to school children starting in the 1950's to protect them from nuclear explosions. | ||
*The dreamcatcher miss message is probably a reference to the 2003 film adaptation of Stephen King's novel [[Wikipedia:Dreamcatcher (novel)|Dreamcatcher]] and its body-snatching alien foe Mr. Gray, who had a British accent. | *The dreamcatcher miss message is probably a reference to the 2003 film adaptation of Stephen King's novel [[Wikipedia:Dreamcatcher (novel)|Dreamcatcher]] and its body-snatching alien foe Mr. Gray, who had a British accent. | ||
[[Category:Adventure]] | [[Category:Adventure]] | ||
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She gives you a big ol' hug, smothering you in hippy stench. Argh! Ow! (stench damage)
She smacks you upside the leg with a hemp-woven dreamcatcher. You feel an ominous rumbling in your colon. Eek! Argh! (stench damage)
She tries to douse you with patchouli oil, but you duck and cover like they taught you in grade school.
She tries to give you a big ol' hug, but you cover your nose and back away slowly.
She tries to smack you with a dreamcatcher, but you put on a fake British accent and pretend you're an alien.
She tries to whip you with her filthy dreadlocks, but gets dizzy before she connects.
 | You acquire 30.4% chance copies of Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots |
 | You acquire 4.6% chance pairs of filthy corduroys |
 | You acquire 5.5% chance cans of reodorant |
 | You acquire 2.0% chance filthy knitted dread sacks |
| You gain 8 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Hippy Camp.
References
- Duck and cover was taught to school children starting in the 1950's to protect them from nuclear explosions.
- The dreamcatcher miss message is probably a reference to the 2003 film adaptation of Stephen King's novel Dreamcatcher and its body-snatching alien foe Mr. Gray, who had a British accent.
