Dirty old lihc

Dirty old lihc
Monster ID	1071
Locations	The Defiled Niche
Hit Points	50
Attack	60
Defense	54
Initiative	50
Meat	None
Phylum	undead
Elements	spooky
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head
Drops	salacious crumbs
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a dirty old lihc

All lihcs are evil, there's no doubt about it. But this one -- even before he entered this terrible state of semi-undeath, he was the kind of guy that Jethro Tull used to sing about.

Hit Message(s):

He pats you a little too familiarly on the <lower back> with an ectoplasmic tendril. Ow! Ooh! Ouch!

He stares deep into your soul, somehow undressing it with his eyes. Oof! Ugh! Oof!

He leers suggestively at you, then explicitly explains what exactly he was suggesting. Gross, man. Oof! Eek! Ugh!

He flies halfway through you and hovers there, chuckling nastily. You will never, ever be clean again. Oof! Ouch! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

He flies straight through you, leaving ectoplasm on your giblets and shame on your soul. Ugh! Ow! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to hit on you, but his pick-up lines are decades out of date.

He tries to undress you with his eyes, but it doesn't work. Next time he should use his hands.

He flies at you, but you duck out of the way. You see him look back to check out your butt as he flies over.

He leers suggestively at you, but you suggest he knock it off.

Fumble Message:

He loses concentration and his ectoplasm collapses to the floor. You wait for him to pull himself together. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

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Occurs at The Defiled Niche.

Notes

• While on the quest to get rid of the evil in The Cyrpt, a winning combat terminates with:

You shudder as the dirty old lihc breathes its last. Wait, do lihces breathe?

Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.

References

• The monster is possibly a pun on a lecher/lech.
• In 1971 Jethro Tull sang about Aqualung