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{{itemheader|item = toy soldier|image=soldier.gif}}
{{itemheader|item = doll house|image=Dollhouse.gif}}
This is a toy soldier not of the dignified, fuzzy-hatted British variety, but of the bitter, drunk Vietnam vet variety.  
This is a doll house. You're welcome to it. It's full of tiny little furniture for tiny fake plastic people. Here you can live out all your frustrated hopes, dreams, and fears in miniature! It's psychotherapiffic!
Go ahead and hate your neighbor, go ahead and cheat a friend... this thing will still keep marching step by step, left right left.




Type: '''combat item'''<br>
Type: '''usable'''<br>
Selling Price: '''79 Meat.'''
Selling Price: '''116 Meat.'''


==Notes==
==Notes==
*You do not lose this item when you use it in combat.  You do lose a [[bottle of tequila]], however.
*When used, gives you 4 random tiny plastic figures.


==When Used==
==When Used==
:You use the toy soldier.
:You open the door of the doll house, and the entire thing immediately collapses. Stupid cheap dollhouse. At least the figures inside it are in good shape.
 
:The toy soldier grabs a bottle of tequila out of your sack, and downs half of it. Then he stumbles up to your opponent, breaks the bottle against a nearby rock, and stabs him with it for 33 damage.


[[Category:Toys]]
[[Category:Toys]]

Revision as of 05:10, 26 December 2005

Template:Itemheader This is a doll house. You're welcome to it. It's full of tiny little furniture for tiny fake plastic people. Here you can live out all your frustrated hopes, dreams, and fears in miniature! It's psychotherapiffic!


Type: usable
Selling Price: 116 Meat.

Notes

  • When used, gives you 4 random tiny plastic figures.

When Used

You open the door of the doll house, and the entire thing immediately collapses. Stupid cheap dollhouse. At least the figures inside it are in good shape.