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Revision as of 04:15, 10 November 2006
| Drunken half-orc hobo | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 158 |
| Locations | The Haunted Pantry: Oh No, Hobo, The Sleazy Back Alley, The Sleazy Back Alley (Retired) |
| Hit Points | 1 |
| Attack | 1 |
| Defense | 0 |
| No-Hit | 11 |
| Initiative | 40 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | hobo |
| Elements | stench |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | dirty hobo gloves, Mad Train wine, moxie weed |
| Bounty | hobo gristle |
| Pickpocket | Boozehounds Anonymous token |
| Accordion | beer-battered accordion |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a drunken half-orc hoboIn the Sleazy Back Alley, you are set upon by a drunken half-orc hobo. You're as overpowered by his stench as you are confused by his slurred missives. One thing is for sure, though -- it's beat or be beaten.
Hit Message(s):
He pelts you with a handful of spare change. Ow! (stench damage)
He smacks you upside the <throat> with a bottle of Mad Train Wine. Now there's too much blood in your broken-glass-stream. Ugh! (stench damage)
He stabs you with a sharp piece of rusty metal. Your jaw locks up. Ooh! (stench damage)
He showers you with corrosive, acidic vomit! You stagger under this corrosion, feeling like you've bled all you can, and can't bleed no more. Ugh! (stench damage)
He knocks you out with his bottle of Mad Train. When you wake up, you feel like you got a visit from the Bruise Fairy. He stands in front of you, grinning, then smacks you again. Ooh! (stench damage)
He tries to throw spare change at you, but you block it with a spare tire you find in the alley.
He starts to hit you with his bottle of Mad Train, but decides to drink out of it instead.
He vomits up an acidic stew of Mad Train wine and stomach acid, but you dodge this corrosion. You wish some one would give you some sirens.
He tries to stab you wtih a sharp piece of rusty metal, but you tell him not to metal in your affairs.
He raises his arms and an overpowering odor fills the alley. Before it can overpower you, though, a freak thunderstorm washes him clean. He looks down at his un-grimed body and screams. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: dirty hobo gloves (30.9% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Mad Train wine (59.6% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: moxie weed (14.9% chance)* |
| You gain 1 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Sleazy Back Alley.
Notes
- Becomes hung-over half-orc hobo after ascension. Then, after you ascend again, it reverts back to the drunken variation.
