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dusty bottle of Merlot
This is an old bottle of Merlot from Lord Spookyraven's private reserve. You know what they say: I'd rather have a full bottle of Merlot in front of me than a full frontal Mermaid battle me. The reason they say that is that they're really not funny. At all.
Type: booze (quality unspecified)
Potency: UNSPECIFIED
Selling Price: 35 Meat.
(In-game plural: dusty bottles of Merlot)
When Consumed
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| You drink the wine. It tastes pretty good, but when you get to the bottom, it's full of sediment, which turns out to be powdered glass. Ow. | ||
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| You gain 2 Drunkenness. |
References
- The joke being references in the description is, "I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy."
Zapping
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dusty bottle of Marsala | dusty bottle of Merlot | dusty bottle of Muscat | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | dusty bottle of Port | dusty bottle of Zinfandel |
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