Emo Squid

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Emo Squid

Life is so hard for
This weeping cephalopod.
Nobody loves him.

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Whimsical familiar of the month that was introduced on April 1st, and replaced by the Personal Raincloud on the 2nd. It combines the properties of a Levitating Potato and a Barrrnacle. Which works much better than it sounds.

Hatchling: emo roe

Familiar equipment: gazing shoes

The Cake-Shaped Arena weakness: (none)

Combat Messages

• Regular message:
  

<name> wraps your opponent up in his tentacles, preventing him from attacking you. He also mentions some band you've never heard of, and that he himself probably doesn't even listen to.

<name> wraps his tentacles around your opponent and begins weeping, preventing him from attacking.

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
  

<name> asks your opponent if he can bum some Meat.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
  

<name> stands in front of the maypole absolutely motionless, then cries some silent tears. I guess that's how Emo Squids dance.

• With wax lips equipped:
  

<name> smiles brightly with his wax lips, but the pain inside still seethes and burns. <name> begins to sob.