Emo Squid

Emo Squid

Life is so hard for
This weeping cephalopod.
Nobody loves him.

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Combines the properties of a Levitating Potato and a Barrrnacle.

Hatchling: emo roe

Familiar equipment: gazing shoes

The Cake-Shaped Arena weakness: (none)

Combat Messages

• Regular messages:

<name> writes the lyrics to a sad, sad song on the ground with his ink. Your opponent reads it and gets depressed.

<name> wraps your opponent up in his tentacles, preventing him from attacking you. He also mentions some band you've never heard of, and that he himself probably doesn't even listen to.

<name> wraps his tentacles around your opponent and begins weeping, preventing him from attacking.

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

<name> asks your opponent if he can bum some Meat.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

<name> stands in front of the maypole absolutely motionless, then cries some silent tears. I guess that's how Emo Squids dance.

• With wax lips equipped:

<name> smiles brightly with his wax lips, but the pain inside still seethes and burns. <name> begins to sob.

Notes

• Was available in the Mr. Store in on April 1, 2005, but replaced by the Personal Raincloud on April 2nd.

References

• In the first combat message listed, "a sad, sad song" maybe a a reference to a line from the refrain of the Poison song ""Every Rose Has Its Thorn","Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song".