Evil spaghetti cult assassin

Evil spaghetti cult assassin
Monster ID	686
Locations	Anywhere, after killing the Mob Penguin hitman as a Pastamancer.
Hit Points	120
Attack	95
Defense	85
Initiative	50
Meat	None
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	None
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting an evil spaghetti cult assassin

The hairs stand up on the back of your neck, and you get a sense of foreboding, as though an evil presence were nearby. You look behind you, then jump back, startled, at the sight of the cultist, his shapeless charcoal-gray robes perfect for shadowy concealment.

"Our noodly Lord has decreed your death, blasphemer," he whispers, pulling a long thin blade from his sleeve.

Hit Message(s):

He pokes you with his knife a few times, in the name of his lord and master. It's a long name, too.

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

He offers you some literature about his dark god, but you decline.

He dedicates your death to his horrible god. It turns out to be kind of a long speech.

He swings his dagger at you, but gets tangled up in his oversized sleeves.

He asks if you'd mind waiting a minute while he builds and consecrates a dark altar to sacrifice you on.

He takes a minute to clear his mind of evil thetans before attacking again.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

Notes

• Appears to occur at any adventure.php location, and will only occur after you defeat your nemesis in the Dark and Dank Sinsister Cave.
• This monster may be encountered while falling-down drunk.

After this enemy is encountered, the following text appears under Guild Quests:

Me and My Nemesis
Bam! So much for your Nemesis' assassins! If that's the best they've got, you have nothing at all to worry about.

You sure hope that's the best they've got.

References

• This monster is a possible reference to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which worships, originally enough, a Flying Spaghetti Monster, referred to as the Noodly Lord.