Flame-broiled meat blob

You're fighting a flame-broiled meat blob

You are suddenly ambushed by a giant flame-broiled meat blob. It bobs up and down menacingly, dripping with meaty goodness and radiating waves of intense heat.

It summons two demons - one looks like a large beverage, the other some levitating, bearded carton of french fries - and they lay the smack down. Ouch! (fire damage)

It spatters you with hot fat. It's like that one time you cooked bacon in the nude. You in the nude, that is. Not the bacon. Ouch! (fire damage)

It assaults you with a barrage of non-sequitur stoner humor. You're confused, but unhurt.

It tries to spatter you with hot fat, but you nimbly leap aside.

You gain 20 Meat.
You acquire an item: meat paste
You acquire an item: meat paste
You acquire an item: meat paste

You gain 1 Wizardliness.

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Occurs at The Haunted Pantry.

References

• The combat text describing the beverage and french fries gives this monster a resemblance to "Meatwad" from the cartoon Aqua Teen Hunger Force, who lives with Master Shake (a beverage) and Frylock (a carton of french fries).
• The attack message which mentions "non-sequitur stoner humor", probably refers to how bizarrely absurd Aqua Teen Hunger Force can be.