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It assaults you with a barrage of non-sequitur stoner humor. You're confused, but unhurt. | It assaults you with a barrage of non-sequitur stoner humor. You're confused, but unhurt. | ||
It tries to spatter you with hot fat, but you nimbly leap aside. | It tries to spatter you with hot fat, but you nimbly leap aside.</center> | ||
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{{acquire|3|image=wad.gif|item=meat paste|num=39.5% chance}} | {{acquire|3|image=wad.gif|item=meat paste|num=39.5% chance}} | ||
{{acquire|3|image=wad.gif|item=meat paste|num=39.5% chance}} | {{acquire|3|image=wad.gif|item=meat paste|num=39.5% chance}} | ||
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Occurs at [[The Haunted Pantry]]. | Occurs at [[The Haunted Pantry]]. | ||
Revision as of 02:42, 11 August 2006
It spatters you with hot fat. It's like that one time you cooked bacon in the nude. You in the nude, that is. Not the bacon. Ow! (hot damage)
It assaults you with a barrage of non-sequitur stoner humor. You're confused, but unhurt.
 | You gain 16−27 Meat (average: 20.8, stdev: 2.5)* |
 | You acquire 39.5% chance meat pastes |
| You acquire 39.5% chance meat pastes |
| You acquire 39.5% chance meat pastes |
| You gain 1 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Haunted Pantry.
References
- The combat text describing the beverage and french fries gives this monster a resemblance to "Meatwad" from the cartoon Aqua Teen Hunger Force, who lives with Master Shake (a beverage) and Frylock (a carton of french fries). The attack message which mentions "non-sequitur stoner humor" probably refers to the show's absurd sense of humor.
