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{{battletop|image=meatblob.gif|a=a|name=flame-broiled meat blob|text=You are suddenly ambushed by a giant flame-broiled meat blob. It bobs up and down menacingly, dripping with meaty goodness and radiating waves of intense heat.}} | {{battletop|image=meatblob.gif|a=a|name=flame-broiled meat blob|text=You are suddenly ambushed by a giant flame-broiled meat blob. It bobs up and down menacingly, dripping with meaty goodness and radiating waves of intense heat.}} | ||
<center>It summons two demons - one looks like a large beverage, the other some levitating, bearded carton of french fries - and they lay the smack down. {{ouch|1}} {{element|hot}} | |||
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It spatters you with hot fat. It's like that one time you cooked bacon in the nude. You in the nude, that is. Not the bacon. {{ouch|1}} {{element|hot}} | It spatters you with hot fat. It's like that one time you cooked bacon in the nude. You in the nude, that is. Not the bacon. {{ouch|1}} {{element|hot}} | ||
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{{meat | {{meat|amount=16-27|avg=20.8|stdev=2.5}} | ||
{{acquire|image=wad.gif|item=meat paste|chance=39.5%}} | {{acquire|image=wad.gif|item=meat paste|chance=39.5%}} | ||
{{acquire|image=wad.gif|item=meat paste|chance=39.5%}} | {{acquire|image=wad.gif|item=meat paste|chance=39.5%}} | ||
Revision as of 16:52, 29 August 2006
It spatters you with hot fat. It's like that one time you cooked bacon in the nude. You in the nude, that is. Not the bacon. Oof! (hot damage)
It assaults you with a barrage of non-sequitur stoner humor. You're confused, but unhurt.
 | You gain 16−27 Meat (average: 20.8, stdev: 2.5)* |
 | You acquire an item: meat paste (39.5% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: meat paste (39.5% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: meat paste (39.5% chance)* |
| You gain 1 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Haunted Pantry.
References
- The combat text describing the beverage and french fries gives this monster a resemblance to "Meatwad" from the cartoon Aqua Teen Hunger Force, who lives with Master Shake (a beverage) and Frylock (a carton of french fries). The attack message which mentions "non-sequitur stoner humor" probably refers to the show's absurd sense of humor.
