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It hurls sticks and stones at you, but you jump around to avoid getting your bones broken. | It hurls sticks and stones at you, but you jump around to avoid getting your bones broken. | ||
It tries to set your {{part}} on fire, but you're inflammable. Wait, that | It tries to set your {{part}} on fire, but you're inflammable. Wait, that means flammable. You're un-light-on-fire-able. | ||
|critical=It starts to deliver a well-crafted, thought-out, visceral and intelligent dissection of all of your biggest personality flaws, but decides it'd be better to just pummel you senseless instead. {{ouch|4}} | |critical=It starts to deliver a well-crafted, thought-out, visceral and intelligent dissection of all of your biggest personality flaws, but decides it'd be better to just pummel you senseless instead. {{ouch|4}} | ||
|fumble=He hurls some more insults at you, but you deliver a pithy, intelligent verbal beat-down. Which, of course, he doesn't understand. But at least he's standing there scratching his head instead of attacking you.}} | |fumble=He hurls some more insults at you, but you deliver a pithy, intelligent verbal beat-down. Which, of course, he doesn't understand. But at least he's standing there scratching his head instead of attacking you.}} | ||
Revision as of 15:22, 7 October 2006
| Flaming Troll | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 142 |
| Locations | The Valley of Rof L'm Fao |
| Hit Points | 73 |
| Attack | 83 |
| Defense | 74 |
| No-Hit | 93 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | 32-48 |
| Phylum | humanoid |
| Elements | bad spelling |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | flaming talons, Trollhouse cookies |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Flaming TrollThe smell of brimstone, the hulking body and dragging claws, the sound of "stfu d00d u r teh suk" -- yup, this must be a flaming troll.
Hit Message(s):
It flames you in the <neck> with a clever combination of profanity and fisticuffs. Oof! Oof! Argh! Argh! (bad spelling damage)
It hurls insults at you. And brimstone. Oof! Ouch! Ugh! Ow! (hot damage)
It hurls insults at you, as well as sticks and stones. The words don't hurt, but... well, you know the rest. Ugh! Eek! Ugh! Oof!
It lights your nipple on fire. Fire bad! Argh! Ugh! Ugh! Ow! (hot damage)
It starts to deliver a well-crafted, thought-out, visceral and intelligent dissection of all of your biggest personality flaws, but decides it'd be better to just pummel you senseless instead. Ugh! Ooh! Ugh! Ooh!
It tries to flame you in the <neck>, but you ignore the attack and it misses.
It hurls insults at you, but you grin and bear it.
It hurls sticks and stones at you, but you jump around to avoid getting your bones broken.
It tries to set your <neck> on fire, but you're inflammable. Wait, that means flammable. You're un-light-on-fire-able.
He hurls some more insults at you, but you deliver a pithy, intelligent verbal beat-down. Which, of course, he doesn't understand. But at least he's standing there scratching his head instead of attacking you. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 32−51 Meat (average: 40.5, stdev: 3.8)* |
 | You acquire an item: flaming talons (12.6% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Trollhouse cookies (39.4% chance)* |
| You gain 16.6 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm.
Notes
References
- "Fire bad!" is a reference to one of the Monster's lines in the film Bride of Frankenstein
- The hit and miss messages refer to the saying "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
- The "smells of brimstone" refers to actual brimstone, or sulfur, which is found in extremely hot places and smells very unpleasant.
