Gang of hobo muggers

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Gang of hobo muggers
Monster ID	707
Locations	Hobopolis Town Square: The Hobo Marketplace
Hit Points	3000
Attack	800
Defense	900
No-Hit	810
Initiative	300
Meat	None
Phylum	hobo
Elements	None
Resistance	Soft damage cap: 500
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	None
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a gang of hobo muggers

When I say 'hobo muggers', I mean muggers that are hobos, not that they only mug hobos. They do mug a lot of hobos, particularly hobos that have been drawn to this dark alley by the various misleading signs they've tacked up on the Marketplace's signposts, but they don't mug hobos exclusively. As you've just discovered.

Hit Message(s):

One of the muggers makes a weird face at you, and another one hits you from behind while you're distracted. Ooh! Argh! Argh! Ooh! Ouch! Ow! Argh! Ow! Ooh! Ugh!

One of them smashes a coffee cup over your head. Ouch! Eek! Oof! Ooh! Ugh! Oof! Argh! Oof! Ouch! Eek! Eek!

One of the muggers flashes a camera in your face, then punches you a few times before your vision clears. Argh! Ouch! Ugh! Eek! Ooh! Ow! Eek! Ugh! Ow! Ouch!

The hobo muggers bum-crush you. It's like a bum-rush, but there's a lot of guys doing it at once. Argh! Argh! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Oof! Argh! Ouch! Oof! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

One of the muggers makes a very exaggerated grimacing face at you. The leader takes him aside for a moment to explain something to him.

Fumble Message:

The pause for a moment, and discuss if perhaps they're giving hobos a bad name by mugging people in dark alleys. They eventually conclude: "Meh." (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 200 <substat>.

Notes

• Occurs as part of the Food Went A-Courtin', Body Modifications, Housewares, and Entertainment choice adventures
• Richard can't help with these guys.