Ganger

Ganger
Monster ID	737
Locations	The Briniest Deepests
Hit Points	800
Attack	375
Defense	360
No-Hit	385
Initiative	100
Meat	192-288
Phylum	fish
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, tail
Drops	dull fish scale, ganger bandana, temporary teardrop tattoo
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting a ganger

This fish used to be a regular old grouper, until it fell in with a bad crowd. It just wanted to be a part of something, you know? It felt like it had limited opportunities in life, and it just wanted friendship and protection, and to feel like it belonged. But before it knew it, it was involved in a life of seedy, underwater crime.

Won't someone think of the fish?

Hit Message(s):

It throws up a gang sign (which is no mean feat when you don't have any fingers), and then slaps you with its tail. Oof! Oof! Ooh! Eek! Oof! Ugh! Eek! Ooh! Eek! Ooh!

It gives you a vicious bite with its gold grill.Argh! Eek! Argh! Ouch! Ooh! Eek! Ooh! Oof! Ugh! Ooh!

It engages in an act of gang violence too deplorable to describe. It hurts.Ugh! Ouch! Ow! Eek! Ugh! Ow! Ugh! Argh! Eek! Eek!

It does a swim-by shooting. At least you can write a gritty gangsta rap song about it.Eek! Argh! Ow! Ouch! Ow! Ooh! Oof! Ugh! Ooh! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

It summons a bunch of its fellow gang members to give you a good stomping. Er, swimming.Ow! Eek! Ow! Oof! Eek! Ow! Ouch! Ooh! Argh! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to throw up a gang sign, but doesn't have any fingers.

It tries to bite you, but its gold grill is too soft to do any damage.

It tries to do a swim-by shooting, but misses every shot.

It tries to engage in some gang violence, but you pretend you're a member of its gang.

Fumble Message:

It has to go on a tedious side-mission for its fellow gang members, instead of attacking. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain ? Meat (average: ?, stdev: ?)*

You acquire an item: dull fish scale (? chance)*

You acquire an item: ganger bandana (? chance)*

You acquire an item: temporary teardrop tattoo (? chance)*

You gain ? <substat>.

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Occurs at The Briniest Deepests.

References

• The fumble message is probably a reference to games like GTA where you play a gangster and can do side-missions.