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Revision as of 01:17, 8 April 2013
Georgepaul, the Balldodger | |
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Monster ID | 879 |
Locations | Mer-kin Colosseum |
Hit Points | 1400 |
Attack | 1200 |
Defense | 1150 |
Initiative | 100 |
Meat | 80-120 |
Phylum | mer-kin |
Elements | None |
Resistance | ? |
Monster Parts | arm, fin, head, torso |
Drops | |
Manuel Entry | |
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The crowd in the Colosseum goes berserk (well, slightly more berserk than a crowd of Mer-kin always is as the announcer's voice booms forth from the conches.
"Round 13!" he screams. "Our newcomer squares off against Georgepaul, master of the dodgeball!"
You consider your opponent. This gladiator has reached the apogee of Mer-kin physical fitness. He's been through all the steps of dodgeball training: he started throwing and dodging wrenches, then slowly worked his way up to dodgeballs. We're talking several training montages to a plethora of synthesizer-pounding arena rock songs. He will have his vengeance, in this life or the next, and apparently he's going to take it out of your ass.
Are you sure you want to go through with this?
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