Ghost of Fernswarthy's Grandfather

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The stairway to the next level is guarded by the ghost of Fernswarthy's n great grandfather.

"Ooooooooooh," he says. "I'm greeeeeeeat."

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Toast the Ghost

He casts Cheesestorm on you. Ooh! Ow! Oof!
He casts Conrad's Crouton Cantrip on you. Ow! Ouch! Ow!
He casts Figaro's Fluxing Flotsam on you. Ooh! Argh! Ooh!
He casts Gratuitous Exsanguination on you. Ow! Ouch! Argh!
He casts Reggie's Razor-sharp Radishes on you. Ouch! Ouch! Ow!
He casts Spirit Goat on you. Ouch! Argh! Oof! Ow! Argh! Oof!
He casts Stream of Cream of Broccoli on you. Oof! Eek! Oof!
He casts Swarm of Chiggers on you. Ouch! Ugh! Eek! Ouch! Oof! Argh!

He tries to cast Asthmatic Sphere on you, but misses.
He tries to cast Cloud of Nudity on you, but misses.
He tries to cast Flagellating Fangs of Fear on you, but misses.
He tries to cast Frozen Carrot on you, but misses.
He tries to cast Pirate Pete's Prong of Peril on you, but misses.
He tries to cast Reggie's Razor-sharp Radishes on you, but misses.
He tries to cast Spirit Goat on you, but misses.

You gain $level-dependent $substat.

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Occurs in Fernswarthy's Basement.

Notes

• n is a number that increases by 1 each time you face a grandfather. As you go deeper into the basement, you face ghosts that are progressivly furthur up the Fernswarthy family tree. The first grandfather you face is a great grandfather, the second is a great-great grandfather, and so on.