Ghost of Fernswarthy's Grandfather

The stairway to the next level is guarded by the ghost of Fernswarthy's n great grandfather.

"Ooooooooooh," he says. "I'm greeeeeeeat."

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Toast the Ghost

He casts Asthmatic Sphere on you. Oof! Eek! Oof!
He casts Cheesestorm on you. Ooh! Ow! Oof!
He casts Cloud of Drain Cleaner on you. Ow! Ouch! Ow!
He casts Cloud of Nudity on you. Ooh! Ow! Oof!
He casts Cone of Corn on you. Ouch! Ugh! Eek!
He casts Conrad's Crouton Cantrip on you. Ow! Ouch! Ow!
He casts Figaro's Fluxing Flotsam on you. Ooh! Argh! Ooh!
He casts Flagellating Fangs of Fear on you. Ooh! Ow! Oof!
He casts Frozen Carrot on you. Ow! Ouch! Ow!
He casts Gratuitous Exsanguination on you. Ooh! Ow! Oof!
He casts Malvolio's Malevolent Meatblades on you. Ouch! Ouch! Ow!
He casts Pirate Pete's Prong of Peril on you. Ow! Ouch! Ow!
He casts Ray of Hurtiness on you. Ooh! Ow! Oof!
He casts Reggie's Razor-sharp Radishes on you. Ouch! Ouch! Ow!
He casts Spirit Goat on you. Ow! Argh! Oof!
He casts Stream of Cream of Broccoli on you. Oof! Eek! Oof!
He casts Swarm of Chiggers on you. Ouch! Ugh! Argh!
He casts Wang's Wiggidy Wack Walrus Summoning on you. Ow! Ouch! Ow!

He tries to cast Asthmatic Sphere on you, but misses.
He tries to cast Cheesestorm on you, but misses.
He tries to cast Cloud of Drain Cleaner on you, but misses.
He tries to cast Cloud of Nudity on you, but misses.
He tries to cast Cone of Corn on you, but misses.
He tries to cast Conrad's Crouton Cantrip on you, but misses.
He tries to cast Figaro's Fluxing Flotsam on you, but misses.
He tries to cast Flagellating Fangs of Fear on you, but misses.
He tries to cast Frozen Carrot on you, but misses.
He tries to cast Gratuitous Exsanguination on you, but misses.
He tries to cast Malvolio's Malevolent Meatblades on you, but misses.
He tries to cast Pirate Pete's Prong of Peril on you, but misses.
He tries to cast Ray of Hurtiness on you, but misses.
He tries to cast Reggie's Razor-sharp Radishes on you, but misses.
He tries to cast Spirit Goat on you, but misses.
He tries to cast Stream of Cream of Broccoli on you, but misses.
He tries to cast Swarm of Chiggers on you, but misses.
He tries to cast Wang's Wiggidy Wack Walrus Summoning on you, but misses.

You gain level-dependent <substat>.

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Occurs in Fernswarthy's Basement.

Notes

• n is a number that increases by 1 each time you face a grandfather. As you go deeper into the basement, you face ghosts that are progressivly furthur up the Fernswarthy family tree. The first grandfather you face is a great grandfather, the second is a great-great grandfather, and so on.