Ghost of Fernswarthy's Grandfather

The stairway to the next level is guarded by the ghost of Fernswarthy's n great grandfather.

"Ooooooooooh," he says. "I'm greeeeeeeat."

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Toast the Ghost (1)

Ghost of Fernswarthy's Grandfather
Monster ID	238
Locations	Fernswarthy's Basement
Hit Points	(Scales as ceiling(.425*ceiling(basementlevel1.4)))
Attack	(Scales as 2*ceiling(basementlevel1.4))
Defense	(Scales as attack)
Initiative	70
Meat	None
Phylum	undead
Elements	None
Resistance	100%
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	Ancient hot dog wrapper,
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting The Ghost of Fernswarthy's Grandfather

This thing looks like a much older and much, much more transparent version of Fernswarthy.

Hit Message(s):

He casts <a spell> on you. Oof! Argh! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

"Kids today! You wouldn't know a proper monster if it hit you in the head!" He then proceeds to demonstrate. Ouch! Oof! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

He lunges toward you with his cane, but falls asleep standing up before he makes it to you.

He tries to hit you with his cane, but you duck behind a statue and he hits it, instead.

He tells you an incredibly boring story, but you manage to figure out how to politely evade him.

He tries to cast <a spell> on you, but misses.

Fumble Message:

He lunges forward to attack, but forgets to materialize and slides right through you. Brr! (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain some <substat>.

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Occurs at Fernswarthy's Basement.

Notes

• n is a number that increases by 1 each time you face a grandfather. As you go deeper into the basement, you face ghosts that are progressivly further up the Fernswarthy family tree. The first grandfather you face is a great grandfather, the second is a great-great grandfather, then a great-great-great grandfather, and so on.
• Stats gained from this adventure are based on your level.
• Spell attacks are chosen randomly from the following list:
  • Asthmatic Sphere
  • Cheesestorm
  • Cloud of Drain Cleaner
  • Cloud of Nudity
  • Cone of Corn
  • Conrad's Crouton Cantrip
  • Figaro's Fluxing Flotsam
  • Flagellating Fangs of Fear
  • Frozen Carrot
  • Gratuitous Exsanguination
  • Malvolio's Malevolent Meatblades
  • Pirate Pete's Prong of Peril
  • Ray of Hurtiness
  • Reggie's Razor-sharp Radishes
  • Spirit Goat
  • Stream of Cream of Broccoli
  • Swarm of Chiggers
  • Wang's Wiggidy Wack Walrus Summoning

References

• It has been mentioned that Fernswarthy may refer to Futurama's Professor Farnsworth; as such, this adventure may refer to the main character of Futurama, Fry, who is Farnsworth's great-great-great-great-great-great-(...)-great-great-uncle.