Giant Castle Map Quest

Description

Successfully use the giant castle map

Tasks

Adventure in the the Castle in the Clouds in the Sky until you obtain a furry fur, a giant needle, and and an awful poetry journal. Keep adventuring in the castle until you encounter the chore wheel. Turn the chore wheel clockwise or counterclockwise until it is the procrastination giant's turn to guard the back door. Use the giant castle map to complete the quest and get the quantum egg. Combine the egg with the S.O.C.K to get the Intragalactic rowboat.

Rewards

Unlocks the The Hole in the Sky for adventuring.

Adventure Text

You duck through the unguarded back door of the Castle, and follow the map into the mess hall for the Giant Guard. As you run across one of the tables, you bounce onto a giant jell-o mold. Mould. Whatever. One of the guard giants sees you and tries to catch you in mid-air.

Thinking quickly, you jab him in the finger with your giant needle. You run on while he sucks on his finger and cries like a little girl. A really big little girl.

You flee the Guard Giant Mess Hall and round a corner into what looks like a bedroom, complete with fireplace and roaring fire. As you creep across the hearth, you hear a booming (yet shrill) "EEEEEK!" from the bed. A 1950s Housewife Giantess leaps out of bed and advances towards you with a broom...

Thinking even more quickly, you pull out your Furry Fur, lay it out in front of the fireplace, and hide under it.

"Hmm," says the Giantess. "When did I get that rug? I'll have to ask Wally, or perhaps The Beav."

She quickly loses interest, and you collect your Fur and move on.

You follow the map into a room filled with dog-eared scripts, elaborate costumes, and a palpable aura of pretension. You see a Drama Giant asleep in a corner of the room. You try to tiptoe through the room but get tripped up by a pair of giant maracas. The ensuing clatter wakes the Giant, who scowls at you.

"Interloper, I challenge you to a poetry competition!"

You're no poet, and you do know it, so you pull out the Awful Poetry Journal you stole from one of the Goth Giants. Two stanzas into "The dark rain of my miasmic soul," the Drama Giant jumps out of the window (with a flourish,) and into the moat to escape the pain.

You follow the Giant's map to the highest tower and through a door marked "Sorceress' Lair."

You go through the door and see a duck sitting on a pillow. But this is no ordinary duck - when it ruffles its feathers, fractal patterns dance on its wings. You realize this is the legendary Quantum Duck.

"Have you got any nails?" It asks you.

"What?"

"Sorry, wrong scenario. *Ahem* -- " you have never heard a duck clear its throat before. But then you've never heard a duck talk before either. "-- I'm sorry, adventurer, but the Sorceress is in another castle! However, I can give you something to help you on your way.

You acquire an item: quantum egg