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It pokes you with its antenna. You suddenly get very good reception, almost immaculate, but it really hurts. {{ouch|3}} | It pokes you with its antenna. You suddenly get very good reception, almost immaculate, but it really hurts. {{ouch|3}} | ||
It flaps its wings harder and harder, creating a tornado. You get sucked up inside, and midway through a rotation you hit your head on a house that's flying through the air. {{ouch|2}} | |||
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It swoops down and moths you. Man, being a mothee hurts like a mother. Ooh! Ow! Ouch!
It is drawn to you like a moth to a flame, and flutters you in the <arse>. I won't say what that says about you. Oof! Ouch! Ouch!
It pokes you with its antenna. You suddenly get very good reception, almost immaculate, but it really hurts. Ouch! Oof! Ugh!
It flaps its wings harder and harder, creating a tornado. You get sucked up inside, and midway through a rotation you hit your head on a house that's flying through the air. Ow! Ouch!
It breathes radioactive breath at you, but a giant (and non-apathetic) lizardman saves you. Gojira!
It is drawn to you like a moth to a flame. You quickly vote Republican, so you won't appear as bright.
It swoops down to batter you with its wings, but is distracted by your tattoo of a moth and a butterfly.
It starts to poke you with its antenna, but they're so fuzzy they just tickle.
 | You gain 14−18 Meat |
| You gain 3 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Daily Dungeon.
References
- Gojira (ゴジラ) is the original Japanese name for the 1954 film Godzilla and its title character, a giant dinosaur (close enough to a lizardman). A giant moth, Mothra, battled Godzilla in several films and has two tiny women act as her translators.
