Giant skeelton

It kicks you with a multitude of phalanges. A Multitude of Phalanges was, by the way, my favorite 80's band. Ooh! Oof! Argh! (spooky damage)

It slashes you with multiple ulnas and several radiuses. Radii? Radishes? Ooh! Oof! Ugh! (spooky damage)

It hits you with a hip bone. You feel like such a square. Argh! Ow! Ow! Ow! (spooky damage)

It hits you with its tibia and its fibula. You laugh a little at the names, then cry a little at the bruises. Ow! Ugh! Oof! Argh! (spooky damage)

It spreads out its huge, multi-jointed arms and encircles you. "Aww," you think. "It just wanted a hug." But you revise that opinion when your ribs start cracking. Eek! Argh! Eek! Argh! Ow! Ow! Ow! (spooky damage)

It tries to kick you with its metatarsals, but you tell him you're not into getting metaphysical.

It tries to slash you with multiple ulnas and radiuses, but stops because it can't figure out how to pluralize 'radius.'

He hits you with a hip bone, but it just makes you feel groovier.

It tries to hit you with its tibia and fibula, but giggles too hard at the way those words sound to connect.

It spreads its multiple-elbowed arms wide and advances toward you. When it walks between two pillars, though, both arms snap off at the second elbow. It stops, embarrassed, and has to pick them up before it can continue.

You acquire an item: skeleton bone (? chance)*

You acquire an item: skeleton bone (? chance)*

You acquire an item: skeleton bone (? chance)*

You gain 15 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Defiled Nook.

References

• The phalanges attack probably refers to the 80's band A Flock of Seagulls.
• Another attack refers to the Huey Lewis & the News song "Hip To Be Square".
• The metaphysical message refers to the Olivia Newton-John hit "Physical.
• The hip bone attack refers to the fact that "hip" is also a slang term with similar conotations to "groovy".