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With a blank stare in its unfeeling (even more so than usual) eyes, this 49-cent terror from beyond the grave advances on you. Don't be coy -- defend yourself!
With a blank stare in its unfeeling (even more so than usual) eyes, this 49-cent terror from beyond the grave advances on you. Don't be coy -- defend yourself!
|hit=It smacks you with its tail, and one of its tiny exposed rib bones gets stuck in your throat. Gah. {{ouch|4}}
|hit=It smacks you with its tail, and one of its tiny exposed rib bones gets stuck in your throat. Gah. {{ouch|4}}
|miss=(Miss messages unknown)
|miss=It leaps out of the water and attempts to bite your head off, but its lower jaw falls off and it has to swim to the bottom to retrieve it.
|critical=(Critical hit messages unknown)
|critical=(Critical hit messages unknown)
|fumble=(Fumble message unknown)
|fumble=(Fumble message unknown)

Revision as of 11:30, 17 June 2008

giant zombie goldfish You're fighting a giant zombie goldfish

Y'know how sometimes you'll buy a goldfish, and it'll die like three days later, and you have to flush it down the toilet? Well... sometimes they come back. Not back up the toilet pipes, but back to life.

Also, y'know how goldfish will grow larger if the body of water they're in is larger? This sewer is pretty large, as it turns out.

With a blank stare in its unfeeling (even more so than usual) eyes, this 49-cent terror from beyond the grave advances on you. Don't be coy -- defend yourself!

Hit Message(s):

It smacks you with its tail, and one of its tiny exposed rib bones gets stuck in your throat. Gah. Ouch! Argh! Oof! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

(Critical hit messages unknown)

Miss Message(s):

It leaps out of the water and attempts to bite your head off, but its lower jaw falls off and it has to swim to the bottom to retrieve it.

Fumble Message:

(Fumble message unknown)

You acquire an item: decaying goldfish liver
You acquire an item: sewer nuggets
You acquire an item: sewer nuggets
You gain 62-63 <substat>.
(FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Occurs at A Maze of Sewer Tunnels.