Giant zombie goldfish

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Giant zombie goldfish
Monster ID	681
Locations	A Maze of Sewer Tunnels
Hit Points	250
Attack	250
Defense	229
No-Hit	260
Initiative	60
Meat	None
Phylum	undead
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, tail
Drops	decaying goldfish liver, sewer nuggets, sewer nuggets
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a giant zombie goldfish

Y'know how sometimes you'll buy a goldfish, and it'll die like three days later, and you have to flush it down the toilet? Well... sometimes they come back. Not back up the toilet pipes, but back to life.

Also, y'know how goldfish will grow larger if the body of water they're in is larger? This sewer is pretty large, as it turns out.

With a blank stare in its unfeeling (even more so than usual) eyes, this 49-cent terror from beyond the grave advances on you. Don't be coy -- defend yourself!

Hit Message(s):

It smacks you with its tail, and one of its tiny exposed rib bones gets stuck in your throat. Gah. Ouch! Ugh! Ow! Argh!

It leaps out of the filthy water and repeatedly bites you in the face. You shouldn't have worn your fish-food scented cologne today. Ooh! Ow! Eek! Ow! Argh! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

It disappears under the water, then pops its head back up and spits a stream of nasty sewer water at you.Ooh! Ow! Oof!

You lose X hit points. (stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

It leaps out of the water and attempts to bite your head off, but its lower jaw falls off and it has to swim to the bottom to retrieve it.

It decides to bite you in a few seconds, but since goldfish have no memory, it ends up just swimming in circles, instead.

Fumble Message:

It disappears under the water, and you feel it swim between your legs. It's creepy, but it doesn't hurt.

You acquire an item: decaying goldfish liver

You acquire an item: sewer nuggets

You acquire an item: sewer nuggets

You gain 62-63 <substat>.

(FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

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Occurs at A Maze of Sewer Tunnels.