An Old-Timey Radio

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An Old-Timey Radio

An Old-Timey Radio is an optional furnishing for the Clan Rumpus Room's empty endtable. It may be installed for 50,000 Meat. It may be used X time(s) per day and like other once-a-days, it may be used again after ascending.

When visited:

You wiggle the knob on the radio until you find a station. It's playing an episode of the hilarious childrens' radio comedy, The Adventures of Sammy, the Happy Salamander. You listen to the adventures and misadventures of Sammy and his best friend, Katie Capybara, and you feel more in tune with animals everywhere.

You acquire an effect: Happy Salamander (duration: 10 Adventures)

or

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You acquire an effect: Hip to Be Square Dancin' (duration: 10 Adventures)

or

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You acquire an effect: Livin' Large (duration: 10 Adventures)

or

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You acquire an effect: Wistfully Nostalgic (duration: 10 Adventures)

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Multiple visits, or when in Hardcore or Ronin:

You wiggle the knob on the radio, but you can't seem to find anything worth listening to. Oh well. Maybe there'll be something on tomorrow.