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{{battletop|image=gnolldress.gif|a=a|name=Gnollish Crossdresser|text=This is a Gnollish Crossdresser, not to be confused with a Gnollish Dresscrosser. The Dresscrossers make the dresses by combining other dresses together, and the Crossdressers wear them while picking fights with Adventurers such as yourself.}} | {{battletop|image=gnolldress.gif|a=a|name=Gnollish Crossdresser|text=This is a Gnollish Crossdresser, not to be confused with a Gnollish Dresscrosser. The Dresscrossers make the dresses by combining other dresses together, and the Crossdressers wear them while picking fights with Adventurers such as yourself.}} | ||
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He waxes first poetic, then your chest. Yeowch! '''<span style="color:#FF0000">Ow! Argh!</span>''' | He waxes first poetic, then your chest. Yeowch! '''<span style="color:#FF0000">Ow! Argh!</span>''' | ||
He quickly applies mascara, blush ,and foundation to you. Guerrilla Makeover! '''<span style="color:#FF0000">Oof! Argh!</span>''' | He quickly applies mascara, blush, and foundation to you. Guerrilla Makeover! '''<span style="color:#FF0000">Oof! Argh!</span>''' | ||
He accessorizes your outfit with a stunning pair of earrings. Which would be great, except you didn't have pierced ears. The pain is...well...piercing. '''<span style="color:#FF0000">Ouch! Ugh!</span>''' | |||
He insults your outfit. You're all, "Oh no! Not the ensemble!" '''<span style="color:#FF0000">Oof! Ow!</span>''' | |||
He spikes you in the groin with a high heel, kitten. '''<span style="color:#FF0000">Argh! Ugh!</span>''' | |||
He claws you with bright-red, two-inch-long fingernails. You don't know if the physical or the aesthetic pain is worse. '''<span style="color:#FF0000">Ouch! Ouch!</span>''' | |||
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He puts a dress on you, but fortunately it's just the right color to highlight your eyes. | He puts a dress on you, but fortunately it's just the right color to highlight your eyes. | ||
He tries to over-accessorize you, but you'll never be an accessory to that fashion crime. | |||
He insults your outfit, but you tell him his frilly skirt makes him look fat. | |||
He tries to spike you with a high heel, but you carefully guard your insteps. | |||
He starts to claw you with his bright-red, two-inch-long fingernails, but you give him a quick manicure. | |||
Revision as of 09:19, 22 April 2006
He waxes first poetic, then your chest. Yeowch! Ow! Argh!
He quickly applies mascara, blush, and foundation to you. Guerrilla Makeover! Oof! Argh!
He accessorizes your outfit with a stunning pair of earrings. Which would be great, except you didn't have pierced ears. The pain is...well...piercing. Ouch! Ugh!
He insults your outfit. You're all, "Oh no! Not the ensemble!" Oof! Ow!
He spikes you in the groin with a high heel, kitten. Argh! Ugh!
He claws you with bright-red, two-inch-long fingernails. You don't know if the physical or the aesthetic pain is worse. Ouch! Ouch!
He tries to wax your chest, but it's already as smooth as buttered silk.
He puts a dress on you, but fortunately it's just the right color to highlight your eyes.
He tries to over-accessorize you, but you'll never be an accessory to that fashion crime.
He insults your outfit, but you tell him his frilly skirt makes him look fat.
He tries to spike you with a high heel, but you carefully guard your insteps.
He starts to claw you with his bright-red, two-inch-long fingernails, but you give him a quick manicure.
You gain 24 Meat.
 | You acquire frilly shirts |
 | You acquire frilly skirts |
 | You acquire mouthfuls of gnoll teeth |
 | You acquire maiden wigs |
Occurs at Degrassi Knoll
