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|image=gnolldress.gif | |||
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|name=Gnollish Crossdresser | |||
|text=This is a Gnollish Crossdresser, not to be confused with a Gnollish Dresscrosser. The Dresscrossers make the dresses by combining other dresses together, and the Crossdressers wear them while picking fights with Adventurers such as yourself. | |||
|hit=He waxes first poetic, then your chest. Yeowch! {{ouch|2}} {{element|sleaze}} | |||
He quickly applies mascara, blush, and foundation to you. Guerrilla Makeover! {{ouch|2}} {{element|sleaze}} | He quickly applies mascara, blush, and foundation to you. Guerrilla Makeover! {{ouch|2}} {{element|sleaze}} | ||
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He claws you with bright-red, two-inch-long fingernails. You don't know if the physical or the aesthetic pain is worse. {{ouch|2}} | He claws you with bright-red, two-inch-long fingernails. You don't know if the physical or the aesthetic pain is worse. {{ouch|2}} | ||
|miss=He tries to wax your chest, but it's already as smooth as buttered silk. | |||
He tries to wax your chest, but it's already as smooth as buttered silk. | |||
He puts a dress on you, but fortunately it's just the right color to highlight your eyes. | He puts a dress on you, but fortunately it's just the right color to highlight your eyes. | ||
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He tries to spike you with a high heel, but you carefully guard your insteps. | He tries to spike you with a high heel, but you carefully guard your insteps. | ||
He starts to claw you with his bright-red, two-inch-long fingernails, but you give him a quick manicure. | He starts to claw you with his bright-red, two-inch-long fingernails, but you give him a quick manicure. | ||
|critical=He takes out a fashionable pashmina and throttles you with it. It's a luxuriously soft, lush throttling. {{ouch|2}} | |||
|fumble=?}} | |||
{{meat|amount=19-28|avg=23.1|stdev=2.1}} | {{meat|amount=19-28|avg=23.1|stdev=2.1}} | ||
Revision as of 19:50, 12 September 2006
| Gnollish Crossdresser | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 19 |
| Locations | The Degrassi Knoll Gym, Degrassi Knoll (Retired) |
| Hit Points | 5 |
| Attack | 11 |
| Defense | 9 |
| No-Hit | 21 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | 18-26 |
| Phylum | humanoid |
| Elements | sleaze |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | frilly shirt, frilly skirt, gnoll teeth, maiden wig |
| Manuel | Gnollish Crossdress |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Gnollish CrossdresserThis is a Gnollish Crossdresser, not to be confused with a Gnollish Dresscrosser. The Dresscrossers make the dresses by combining other dresses together, and the Crossdressers wear them while picking fights with Adventurers such as yourself.
Hit Message(s):
He waxes first poetic, then your chest. Yeowch! Ooh! Ooh! (sleaze damage)
He quickly applies mascara, blush, and foundation to you. Guerrilla Makeover! Argh! Ouch! (sleaze damage)
He accessorizes your outfit with a stunning pair of earrings. Which would be great, except you didn't have pierced ears. The pain is...well...piercing. Argh! Ooh!
He insults your outfit. You're all, "Oh no! Not the ensemble!" Eek! Ooh!
He spikes you in the groin with a high heel, kitten. Oof! Argh!
He claws you with bright-red, two-inch-long fingernails. You don't know if the physical or the aesthetic pain is worse. Ugh! Ow!
He takes out a fashionable pashmina and throttles you with it. It's a luxuriously soft, lush throttling. Ouch! Ooh!
He tries to wax your chest, but it's already as smooth as buttered silk.
He puts a dress on you, but fortunately it's just the right color to highlight your eyes.
He tries to over-accessorize you, but you'll never be an accessory to that fashion crime.
He insults your outfit, but you tell him his frilly skirt makes him look fat.
He tries to spike you with a high heel, but you carefully guard your insteps.
He starts to claw you with his bright-red, two-inch-long fingernails, but you give him a quick manicure.
not known
 | You gain 19−28 Meat (average: 23.1, stdev: 2.1)* |
 | You acquire an item: frilly skirt (25.7% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: gnoll teeth (5.1% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: maiden wig (26.0% chance)* |
- With Torso Awaregness:
 | You acquire an item: frilly shirt (4.2% chance)* |
| You gain 4 <substat>. |
Occurs at Degrassi Knoll.
