Go Slow Past the Drawers

Go Slow Past the Drawers

Deep in the Defiled Cranny (well, as deep as one can get in a cranny, really,) you come across a wall covered with those stone plates they use to cover up those drawers they put coffins in. What do they call those things?

You don't know. What you do know is that a couple of them appear to have been tampered with, and their covers are askew and crumbled into rubble on the ground, respectively. Wanna see what's inside?

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Open up the closed one

Inside the drawer, you find a perfectly-preserved set of clothes. Looks like whoever or whatever broke into this thing was only interested in the flesh.

You rifle through the pockets and help yourself to the Meat you find. After all, it's not going to do this absence of a person any good, is it?

You gain 200−300 Meat.

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Crawl inside the open one

You crawl into the drawer. It's empty, but it's so dark and quiet that you decide to take advantage of the opportunity to have a nice little nap.

And man, nice is an understatement. You wake up feeling better and more refreshed that you've felt in years!

You gain 20-30 Beefiness.

You gain 20-30 Wizardliness.

You gain 20-30 Roguishness.

You gain 40−50 hit points.

You gain 40−50 Mana Points.

Also heals Half-Eaten Brain

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Dig through the rubble on the ground

You search through the rubble, and find a can of ghuol-repellent. It must've been left here by a caretaker. Maybe one who got taken by surprise and eaten by a ghuol.

You acquire an item: can of Ghuol-B-Gone™

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Leave the drawers alone

You lose interest in the drawers and wander off.

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Occurs at The Defiled Cranny.

Notes

• Choosing to leave the drawers alone does not cost an adventure.

References

• The name of this adventure is a reference to The Dark Tower series of books, by Stephen King. In The Gunslinger, a demon warns the Gunslinger to "go slow past the drawers."