31337 Scroll Quest

Tasks

• Bridge to The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm during the Orc Chasm Quest.
• Adventure in the chasm until you get two 334 scrolls and a 30669 scroll, or acquire these scrolls in some other way (like from The Mall of Loathing).
• Adventure until you encounter a rampaging adding machine, and give it the scrolls to combine them:

	334 scroll	334 scroll
	668 scroll		30669 scroll
	31337 scroll

• Use the 31337 scroll to receive your hermit script and stat script.
• Use the stat script, preferably on the stat day related to your primary stat.

Rewards

• Unlimited access to The Hermitage without use of hermit permits
• 100-150 of each substat
• In your Quest Log, under completed quests, you will see: "You have summoned the UB3r 31337 HaX0R."

References

• Almost everything related to this quest is in 1337 (leet or elite) speak while reward scripts refer to the rest of the hacker world.
• What the UB3r 31337 HaX0R said was: "What do you desire?", "Money? Power? Ñußi13 Girls of Loathing?" and "Whatever, noob".