Gordon Bennett

Gordon Bennett

This ludicrous cocktail is made from champagne and kumquats, garnished with a little paper umbrella. It's exquisitely ostentatious, but drinking too many of them makes you want to pee in the fireplace. How gauche!

Type: booze (quality unspecified)
Potency: UNSPECIFIED
Selling Price: 160 Meat.

(In-game plural: Gordons Bennett)

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Item number: 1576
Description ID: 906458312
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Recipe

	orange	boxed wine
	kumquat	boxed champagne
	mimosette		little paper umbrella
	Gordon Bennett

When Consumed

You drink the Gordon Bennett. Then you google "Gordon Bennett" to figure out why.

You gain 14-18 Adventures.

You gain 16-20 Muscleboundness. You gain 25-27 Enchantedness.

You gain 4 Drunkenness.

Notes

• This item was improperly spelled as Gordon Bennet when introduced, but was corrected on June 2nd, 2006.

References

• The name, description, and consume text refers to James Gordon Bennett, Jr., a man famous for arriving drunk to a very prestigious party and urinating in a fireplace. Since then, his name has entered British English vernacular as an exclamation of disbelief.

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