Grignr, the Seal Clubber

Grignr, the Seal Clubber

Grignr, the Seal Clubber is located in the Brotherhood of the Smackdown.

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• On initial visit:
  • As Seal Clubber:

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  • As Turtle Tamer:

    The Seal Clubber looks up as you approach, and grunts noncomittally. "You must be the new Turtle Tamer. I'm Grignr, the strongest Seal Clubber in the Brotherhood -- and don't you forget it! What are you hanging around here for, anyway? Haven't you got anything to do?"

The Wizard of Ego

• On initial visit:

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• On subsequent visits:

  Grignr scowls at you. "Have you brought me Fernswarthy's key? No? What the hell are you standing around here for, then? Get to it!"

• With Fernswarthy's key

  Grignr looks surprised as you hand over Fernswarthy's key. "You actually got it? Looks like I lost my bet with Gunther. Bah, now I have to go find someone to search that bloody tower. Here's some meat, go spend it somewhere away from me."

  You gain 500 Meat.

  • Next visit

  "Guess what? I couldn't find anyone else to check out the ruins of Fernswarthy's tower, so you've just volunteered again. Congratulations." With a sneer, Grignr gives you the key you found earlier, and makes some notes on your map. "Here's the location of the ruins. Get out there and find that crazy old loon's treasure, and don't come back empty-handed!"

You acquire an item: Fernswarthy's key

Gives access to: The Ruins of Fernswarthy's Tower

• With dusty old book

  Grignr looks aggravated when you hand over the book you found. "That's it? That's just an old copy of the Manual of Labor! Keep the stupid thing, we've got tons of those already. Bah, I should have known it wasn't worth the trouble to mess with that crumbling old ruin. Well, what are you standing around here for? Go find something to do, I'm busy!"

  You acquire an item: Manual of Labor

• Upon completion of the quest

  Grignr growls "Get lost, I'm busy!" and you decide that discretion is the better part of not getting punched really hard.