Grizzled rodeo clown

Grizzled rodeo clown
Monster ID	1933
Locations	Wandering monster from Avatar of West of Loathing
Hit Points	?
Attack	?
Defense	unknown
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	horror
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	torso,arm,head,leg
Drops
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting a grizzled rodeo clown

You see a barrel. "Oh boy, a barrel!" you think, but as you head toward it to smash it, a grizzled rodeo clown jumps out of it and starts waving a gun at you.

Hit Message(s):

He leans toward you to whisper something horrifying in your ear, but you recoil in horror from his breath before he can speak. Ooh! Oof! Ouch! Ugh! (stench damage)

He lassos a nearby cactus and yanks it over on top of you. Ouch! Eek! Ugh! Ow!

He tells a joke. The punchline is... dark. Ooh! Ugh! Argh! Eek! (spooky damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He pulls out a sixgun and shoots you once in the <nipple> and once in the <nipple>. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Argh! Argh! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: rodeo whiskey

and one of:

You acquire an item: Frigid Northern Beans

You acquire an item: Hellfire Spicy Beans

You acquire an item: Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans

You acquire an item: Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans

You acquire an item: World's Blackest-Eyed Peas

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Occurs as a wandering monster while on the Avatar of West of Loathing challenge path.