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[[Gunther, Lord of the Smackdown]] is located in the [[The Brotherhood of the Smackdown|Brotherhood of the Smackdown]]. He decides whether or not you may enter the guild by giving you a challenge. Passing the challenge will unlock all sections of the guild. | [[Gunther, Lord of the Smackdown]] is located in the [[The Brotherhood of the Smackdown|Brotherhood of the Smackdown]]. He decides whether or not you may enter the guild by giving you a challenge. Passing the challenge will unlock all sections of the guild. | ||
==First Challenge== | |||
*Initial text: | |||
"So, you want to join the Brotherhood of the Smackdown, eh?" Gunther asks. "Well, first you'll have to prove your manliness!" | |||
"Okay," you reply. "What do I have to do?" | |||
"Our usual test of manhood is a sausage-measuring competition." | |||
"A... what?" | |||
"The Knob Goblins of the Nearby Plains are the Kingdom's premier sausage-makers. They guard their sausages jealously -- particularly the big ones. Go there and find the biggest sausage you can, defeat or intimidate the guards, and bring the sausage back here for measurement." | |||
*Followup text: | |||
"Did you bring back a sausage for your initiation?" | |||
"I'm still working on it," you reply. | |||
"Remember, it has to be a really big one!" | |||
"You know, I always heard it wasn't the size of the sausage that was important, but the condiments you use to garnish it." | |||
"That sort of talk is not going to get you into the Brotherhood of the Smackdown," Gunther growls. | |||
==Notes== | ==Notes== | ||
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Gunther, Lord of the Smackdown is located in the Brotherhood of the Smackdown. He decides whether or not you may enter the guild by giving you a challenge. Passing the challenge will unlock all sections of the guild.
First Challenge
- Initial text:
"So, you want to join the Brotherhood of the Smackdown, eh?" Gunther asks. "Well, first you'll have to prove your manliness!"
"Okay," you reply. "What do I have to do?"
"Our usual test of manhood is a sausage-measuring competition."
"A... what?"
"The Knob Goblins of the Nearby Plains are the Kingdom's premier sausage-makers. They guard their sausages jealously -- particularly the big ones. Go there and find the biggest sausage you can, defeat or intimidate the guards, and bring the sausage back here for measurement."
- Followup text:
"Did you bring back a sausage for your initiation?"
"I'm still working on it," you reply.
"Remember, it has to be a really big one!"
"You know, I always heard it wasn't the size of the sausage that was important, but the condiments you use to garnish it."
"That sort of talk is not going to get you into the Brotherhood of the Smackdown," Gunther growls.
Notes
- If attempting a challenge while falling-down drunk you get the message:
- You're too drunk to attempt the challenge.
