31337 scroll

31337 scroll

This is a scroll with the number 31337 written on it. W31rd, d00d.

Type: usable
Cannot be discarded
Quest Item

(In-game plural: 31337 scrolls)

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Item number: 553
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Recipe

	334 scroll	334 scroll
	668 scroll		30669 scroll
	31337 scroll

When Used

• Before bridging the chasm in the Orc Chasm Quest:

You have no idea what this thing is for.

• First time in an ascension:

You read the mystical runes on the scroll: "31337!" Shazam! Kablooie! The UB3r 31337 HaX0R stands before you. "\/\/|-|4+ |)0 j00 |)351®3?" he asks you. You have no idea what he just said. "/\/\0ñ3¥? ¶0\/\/3®? Ñußi13 (_+irls 0f |_047|-|1ñ(_+?" "I... uh... I guess I'll take whatever you're giving... Sir..." "\/\/|-|473\/3®, Ñ00ß" He vanishes in a puff of logic, and items begin to appear in his place.

You acquire an item: hermit script You acquire an item: stat script

• Subsequent times:

You read the mystical runes on the scroll: "31337!" Shazam! Kablooie! A hole appears in the air in front of you, and in the hole you see the following message, in glowing green letters. "|)0ñ+ ß0+|-|3® /\/\3. I'/\/\ ©0[)1ñ(_+." The letters fade and the hole closes, but not before some stuff falls out.

You acquire an item: worthless knick-knack You acquire an item: worthless gewgaw You acquire an item: worthless trinket You acquire an item: ten-leaf clover

(you receive between 2-3 worthless items or 1-2 ten-leaf clovers)

Notes

• After using this item for the first time, you will gain the accomplishment:

You have summoned the UB3r 31337 HaX0R.

• "W31rd, d00d." = Weird, dude.
• "\/\/|-|4+ |)0 j00 |)351®3?" = "What do you desire?"
• "/\/\0ñ3¥? ¶0\/\/3®? Ñußi13 (_+irls 0f |_047|-|1ñ(_+?" = "Money? Power? Nubile Girls of Loathing?"
• "\/\/|-|473\/3®, Ñ00ß" = "Whatever, n00b"
• "|)0ñ+ ß0+|-|3® /\/\3. I'/\/\ ©0[)1ñ(_+." = "Don't bother me. I'm coding."

References

• The phrase "He vanishes in a puff of logic" from the first-time use message, is taken from the Douglas Adams comedy series, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. To be precise, it comes from an aside where Mankind convinces God that he doesn't exist, and God "vanishes in a puff of logic".
• The phrase "Don't bother me, I'm coding," likely references the Carl's Jr. slogan, "Don't bother me, I'm eating." Though it's just as likely to come from experience of working with programmers.
• "Shazam! Kablooie!" is a reference to the DuckTales the Movie. The Genie, Gene, repeats this phrase whenever granting a wish.
• The UB3r 31337 HaX0R giving you two easy-to-use "scripts" may be a reference to the script kiddie hacker subculture.
• The "Money? Power? Nubile Girls of Loathing?" part of the first time you use the scroll may be a reference to Scarface, in which Tony Montana explains to his friend Manny, "In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."

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