Haiku combat

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The Haiku Dungeon,
unlike other areas,
is all in Haiku.

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• Gaining Initiative:

You leap at your foe, throwing caution to the wind, and get the first strike.

Before he sees you, you're already attacking. You're sneaky like that.

• Successfully Pickpocketing an item:

You acquire something at a serious discount with your deft fingers.

• Winning the fight:

With your final blow, you deliver the smackdown. Sweet, sweet victory.

• Getting Meat:

The harvest moon glows you can see X Meat ripe for the picking.

• Gaining Muscle substats:

You work up a sweat, gain X muscle from the fight. Sweet! Now go shower.

• Gaining Mysticality substats:

Nothing up your sleeve X magic in your brainpan. Abracadabra.

• Gaining Moxie substats:

Extend both thumbs. Who just got X more Moxie? You assert: this guy!

• Familiar:

Your familiar grins smiles are lousy umbrellas but good for the soul.

Mysterious friend what did your familiar do? Meditate on that.

Your familiar strikes just like a tiny ninja (you missed what it did).

Lotus blossoms bloom Your familiar busts a move. Hey, look, items!

Aw, that was so cute! I wish you had just seen what your buddy just did.

Your comrade dances, helping you find stuff... somehow? We don't make the rules.